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02-12-09, 07:12 PM #1
You could have heard a pin drop
You could have heard a pin drop
When in England , at a fairly large conference, Colin Powell was asked
by the Archbishop of Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an
example of empire building' by George Bush.
He answered by saying, 'Over the years, the United States has sent many
of its fine young men and women into great peril to fight for freedom
beyond our borders. The only amount of land we have ever asked for in
return is enough to bury those that did not return.'
-You could have heard a pin drop.
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There was a conference in France where a number of international
engineers were taking part, including French and American. During a
break, one of the French engineers came back into the room saying 'Have
you heard the latest dumb stunt Bush has done? He has sent an aircraft
carrier to Indonesia to help the tsunami victims. What does he intend to
do, bomb them?'
A Boeing engineer stood up and replied quietly: 'Our carriers have three
hospitals on board that can treat several hundred people; they are
nuclear powered and can supply emergency electrical power to shore
facilities; they have three cafeterias with the capacity to feed 3,000
people three meals a day, they can produce several thousand gallons of
fresh water from sea water each day, and they carry half a dozen
helicopters for use in transporting victims and injured to and from
their flight deck. We have eleven such ships; how many does France
have?'
-You could have heard a pin drop.
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A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference that included
Admirals from the U.S. , English, Canadian, Australian and French
Navies. At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a large
group of Officers that included personnel from most of those countries.
Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a
French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many
languages, Americans learn only English.' He then asked, 'Why is it that
we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than
speaking French?'
Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied 'Maybe it's because the
Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have
to speak German.'
-You could have heard a pin drop.
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AND THIS STORY FITS RIGHT IN WITH THE ABOVE...
Robert Whiting, an elderly gentleman of 83, arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he took a few minutes to locate his passport in his
carry on.
'You have been to France before, monsieur?' the customs officer asked
sarcastically.
Mr. Whiting admitted that he had been to France previously. 'Then you
should know enough to have your passport ready.'
The American said, ''The last time I was here, I didn't have to show
it.'
'Impossible. Americans always have to show your passports on arrival in
France!'
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly
explained, ''Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach on D-Day in 1944 to
help liberate this country, I couldn't find a single Frenchmen to show a
passport to.'
-You could have heard a pin drop
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02-12-09, 08:32 PM #3
Re: You could have heard a pin drop
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02-13-09, 03:23 AM #5
Re: You could have heard a pin drop
Funny indeed. Although the one about Powell is not true. -> http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors...ll-empires.htm
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02-13-09, 07:03 AM #6
Re: You could have heard a pin drop
Originally Posted by triggerhappy2005
"Truth! usually means we have found reliable or first-hand sources who are willing to vouch for the validity of the story"
posted on one of the pages.
At the bottom of your link, this source is not listed, do you know how to find it? I also noticed that the story isn't classified as truth but mostly truth. Does that mean they don't have a source for it?
Anyhow, i found this link:
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2003/...in538320.shtml
Which verifies the "truthorfiction" claim. Although, I hate using any dot coms for anything but a story.
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02-13-09, 07:16 AM #7
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