Thread: Memo to employees

Got this via email today, pretty funny.

NOTICE TO ALL EMPLOYEES!
It has come to my attention that the current downturn in the economy is resulting in moody workers. This sulking has got to STOP! All personnel will now be required to look happy while working. Company-approved supplies will be provided to each employee at little or no cost.

Workloads getting to you?

Feeling stressed?

Too many priorities and assignments?

Worried about recent economic downturns and layoffs?

Here is the new low-cost, company-approved solution to cope with multiple priorities and assignments!

Each employee will be supplied 2 paper clips and rubber bands. (See Fig 1.)

Fig 1.


Assemble items as shown in Fig 2.

Fig 2.


Apply as shown in Fig 3.

Fig 3.


Enjoy your day. This new office equipment will help you find happiness and tranquility which will enable you to reach the end of a productive work day with a smile on your face!

-The Management

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