Best in game trash talk you've ever heard

**Heart Of Malice** · 04-27-09, 02:13 PM

I ran across this article:

http://www.cracked.com/article_16275...ound-world.htm

and it got me thinking that in game trash talking has about the lowest level of creativity you can get. If its not "n00b", "f4g", "pwned", "AWP whore" or some variation, it just doesn't seem to come out.

Just wondering if anyone has heard any gems that deserve mentioning.

I recently saw someone say: "i'm gonna break my knife off in your trachea" which i found pretty funny, because it seems like an odd area to specifically target.

any thoughts?

**DJ Ms. White** · 04-27-09, 02:48 PM

Well, the trachea has several vital targets near it so I can see that as a place to threaten to stab

**DuDDy** · 04-27-09, 04:29 PM

Funniest one I ever heard. Back in my 1.5 days we had a douche bag on our team that was doing whatever he wanted. At the start of the next round a guy I been playing with for a while speaks up and says this, "Seriously man if you dont start following what we are doing Im gonna rape you with a broomstick." I laughed for hours over that one.

**digital** · 04-27-09, 04:37 PM

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**~~Cyanide~~** · 04-27-09, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by DuDDy

"Seriously man if you dont start following what we are doing Im gonna rape you with a broomstick."

ROFLMAO! ouch!?!?

Originally Posted by digital

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same here. no page found.

**Toker** · 04-27-09, 05:37 PM

"You must not be a teamplayer."

/thread

**vexle** · 04-27-09, 05:40 PM

Somebody in Call of Duty 2 called one of my teammates a noob, maybe a fag. I can't even remember because it was so uncreative and poorly typed. My teammate goes "Sorry, couldn't hear your weak excuse for an insult. Want to try again and come back with your A game?" I'm pretty sure we laughed that guy out of the server.