Tonight is my Bachelor Party!!! Anyone have a good bachelor party story??

**texdirect6** · 05-10-09, 06:36 PM

Not married yet so I got nothing yet

Have fun and welcome to the forums!

**w4jchosen** · 05-10-09, 06:37 PM

Originally Posted by hookah420

Originally Posted by w4jchosen

Interesting first post for your foray into the TTP forums. Welcome. Hope your bachelor party goes well.

Haha! I play on the BF2 server pretty regularly... Thought this would be a great formal introduction!
You only get ONE first post... Better make the best of it!

:9

**Consultant** · 05-10-09, 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by triggerhappy2005

I'm sure Consultant has a great pork sword story from his bachelorette party.

Actually, for my bachelor party my groomsmen and other friends got 2 private dancers and the bottom floor of my house was converted to a club for the night, complete with smoke machine, laser show, loud music and naked women.

When the girls walked in (with their driver) the one at the front of the line asked "Who has a beer bottle?!" - I'll let your imagination figure out what she did with it.

I was and am pretty conservative about all the stripper stuff, so I tried to keep a low profile - My best man did all the nasty stuff I wasn't feeling, including getting a BJ on the floor of my living room....it was gross, but the crowd went wild...

the other girl kept asking if anybody wanted to see "her trick" - by the end of the night, we saw it....the mental image is still with me - haunting my dreams...