TTP Joke thread.

[Cripple]

I dont know if there already is one but i think we need one.
post any types of jokes you have. but please try not to be racist.


Well i myself have many jokes but ill start off with just one.

Q:What is good on pizza but not on women?
A:Crust!

[Cyanide]

I got one...

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Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!"

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing ever since.

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Haha! :6

[Cripple]

Wow nice one Cy wanna hear a dirty one about a guy with no life?

[Ranger10]

http://www.texasteamplayers.com/index.php?topic=65033.0