Deep Fry a Turkey?

**jason_jinx** · 11-21-06, 02:27 PM

Thats right that is how we do it in TEXAS

Time to Pwn this bird
Inject two bottles of this stuff into the turkey then drop it on in the outside deep fryer.

I will post pics of the finished product later this week

**Cuntsmacker** · 11-21-06, 02:37 PM

My mom is actually making a baked turkey in the oven and frying another turkey as well. That means I get the best of both turkeys and don't have to do a thing. I win.

**...bigdog...** · 11-21-06, 02:38 PM

I will post pics of the finished product later this week

be sure to post pics of the house, burnt down, as well.

**SmokenSherriff_** · 11-21-06, 02:41 PM

Congrats wait til that women cooking the turkeys is your wife. Then you'll never win lol. You just learn to come in second with a smile on your face. Then somedays wake up and realize second place is a good as last and sucks just as bad. Other days your happy you get second out of 2 cause she keeps a smile on your face during the day and when it counts at night. lol
Smoke

**greymata** · 11-21-06, 03:11 PM

Originally Posted by Cuntsmacker

My mom is actually making a baked turkey in the oven and frying another turkey as well. That means I get the best of both turkeys and don't have to do a thing. I win.

pwnt

Originally Posted by BigDoggyDog

I will post pics of the finished product later this week

be sure to post pics of the house, burnt down, as well.

LoL

Originally Posted by Smoke

Congrats wait til that women cooking the turkeys is your wife. Then you'll never win lol. You just learn to come in second with a smile on your face. Then somedays wake up and realize second place is a good as last and sucks just as bad. Other days your happy you get second out of 2 cause she keeps a smile on your face during the day and when it counts at night. lol
Smoke

he has a wife, and he STILL cooks the turkey. thats how he rolls.

**greymata** · 11-21-06, 03:12 PM

most women fuck up the bird anyway.

oh and i don't eat chicken/turkey... but i would def try some of your turkey jason... that tony c's stuff looks badass.

**duckg** · 11-21-06, 03:47 PM

Fried Turkey is the way to go. Doesn't take hardly any time at all, is a lot more juicy then a oven baked, and just taste damn good. I won't be having fried for Thanksgiving this year, but I am frying up one for Christmas.

**SmokenSherriff_** · 11-22-06, 12:24 AM

Fried turkey is good! Also good in beer batter ! yum i have eaten it many but only tried it once got drunk off the beer waiting and fucked up the turkey. My uncle makes a good one though funner to drink and watch him!