Thread: One Liners.

Heres a one liner...


:twisted: MOVE Bitch Get out ThA WAY- 'Fore I fuck up the Alphabet and Pull out tha K- Lil ron :twisted:

8) Aight ima go again.


You boys Soft as COTTEN
Cause' I got
2 Whips, 2 chicks an' 2 Bottles POPPIN


:P

How bout some one liner pickup lines?


Mind if I talk to you until it's safe down there where I farted?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Would you like Gin and Platonic, or Scotch and Sofa?

When God said, "Let there be woman," he created you.

Is your name Summer? 'Cause you are HOT!

I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see around here.

You sure have a great looking tooth.

Are you religious? You're the answer to my prayers.

Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.

My friend wants to know if you were born in those jeans.

Your place or your place? Because my place is a dump!

You don’t need car keys to drive me crazy.

Falling for you would be a very short trip.

Don’t stop! I don’t usually get to see beauty in motion.

Do you know why the sky is so gray? All the blue is in your eyes.

You’re so fine, you make me want to go out and get a job.

Remember me? Oh, that’s right, I’ve met you only in my dreams.

Those must be space pants, 'cause your butt is out of this world!

I think I’ve just found the angel I’d like to be touched by.

Can I lick that film off your teeth?

Don't be so picky....I wasn't!

Let's go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.

You look a lot like my future wife.

I’d better get a library card, because I’m checking you out.

Did they just take you out of the oven? Because you’re hot!

Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Without my glasses, you couldn't pass for a female.

You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

What do you like for breakfast?

Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

I want to call your mother and thank her.

Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

That outfit would look great crumpled up on the floor at the foot of my bed.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

(Look at his / her shirt label) When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

There must be something wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Can you give me directions...to your heart?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

You look just like Joan Rivers.

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I'll still make your bed rock

Damnit cop you fucked up this thread with too much BULLSHIT!1! ARHGGHHG....

Here these will work better.

Got a sowing kit girl Cause Im ripped!! *show arms*
How bout a bandade babe?? Cause Im CUT!!! * show abs*
Did you get tickets to the show Cause the gun show is in town!!! *show arms*

GO koopa Go kOOpa

Pockets conceded-loaded with big heads (bills)
Tha Backpocket a Bakery Loaded With bread (money)

Go back to cutting your beams.

Player 1: WTF how did i just die??

Player 2: screaming like a pussy

:lol:

me: WTF?

n00b: You got owned bitch!

me: Sorry, I'm not used to the feeling like you are.

lol i told my friends this when i was drunk and it stuck ever since. i have no idea how i came up with it either...
"....they call you wha? Man, they call me the minute man, give me a minute and I'm in it man!!!"

Somebody call an ambulance, cause they just got raped. :twisted:

Not only am i Perfect, but I'm MEXICAN!

Dont look in my direction, reflection off my ice will give you a pupil infection!

::lil weezie:: I an't mad at ya but ill blind ya, if i smile at ya. :P

some chick ima bout to smash: "hehe, why do you walk with a limp?"
me: "...cause my nuts are heavy"

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