Thread: ...People are stupid. (Restaurant rant)

I work at Subway and have for over 3 years...I hate people sometimes. Here's some advice you may follow when entering a Subway from a disgruntled "Sandwich Artist":

1.) Spinach and lettuce are two completely different fucking plants. It's not "spinach and regular lettuce" or "spinach lettuce."

2.) I don't want to be your friend or listen to your dumbass jokes.

3.) What the fuck is regular bread?

4.) What the fuck is regular cheese?

5.) No I can't do "X" request even after you ask twice and look at me with a sad face.

6.) No I'm not having a good day. Why? Because you asked me if I was.

7.) No I can't cut it the "Old Way."

8.) We're not closed, I'm just sweeping the fucking floor so you can dirty it up again.

9.) Closed means closed. Promptly at 10pm.

10.) It's ok, call the corporate office, I'll talk shit about you with my boss once we receive the e-mail.

11.) We make the sandwich in front of you, don't take advantage of that by asking that I quarter your tomatoes or chop your shit up for you.

12.) The sign says no $50's or $100's after 6pm. Learn to read.

13.) The other signs that hang on the wall and on the sneeze guard have the sandwiches,the options for them, and the specials printed clearly on them. Learn to read.

14.) If you throw trash in the parking lot and I see it, expect me to rip your ass when you come inside.

15.) Ask for a receipt and try to argue the price with me only if you want to look like an idiot in front of your family.

16.) Tomatoes are out of season, these are the best we have.

17.) It's not fresh, it's frozen.

18.) All our breads are made daily.

19.) All our cookies are made daily.

20.) No the veggie sandwich isn't low calorie if you get it covered in mayonnaise.

21.) If you're a bitch, and even if you watch your sandwich all the way down, I still know how to fuck it up.

22.) And...I'll refuse to make a new one when you call.

23.) They're all franchised, no I don't have that store's number. That's like giving out your competitor's information.

24.) Seriously, what chips are on the rack are what we have. We don't have a V.I.P. chip section in the back. That goes for the cookies and drinks too.

25.) I'm not willing to give you extra bags, etc. unless you really need them. I can see both your arms and they aren't THAT busy.

That's all I have for now. If you read the whole thing, thank you. If not, it felt like I was venting just to type it.

.) No I'm not having a good day. Why? Because you asked me if I was.

I just say, "how ya doin?"

3 years? Might be 3 too many.

I watch them make the sandwich, but only because it looks like a really good sandwich.

24.) Seriously, what chips are on the rack are what we have. We don't have a V.I.P. chip section in the back. That goes for the cookies and drinks too.

Truly LMAO

Wow... how many people ask those kinds of stupid questions? I usually make a little bit of small talk but im not going to say do you have any sunchips in the back? or look heres a $100 bill. Who the fuck breaks one of those at a fast food place?