Thread: Gollum found in Panama Cave

I would of had a Sloth BBQ... I wonder what they taste like....

Throw an apple in it's mouth and rotisserie that bitch. Mmm mmmmm.

WOW...that is NOT a sloth.........wtf..............

Originally Posted by Sfrichck

Evil

Thats it women should definitly rule the earth and send all the men to the moon. At least until we need them, then they could have visitation rights

Couldn't have said it better myself! I'm with you, but the moon is a little far..I was all for pens, or maybe an island. In case I need something heavy moved. :9

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Originally Posted by IRON MAN 2142

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Originally Posted by IronStomach

Wait... I thought sloths are really slow? How fast could it have been coming at them?

hell, standard zombies move slow, and those things are scary as hell.
so...unrelenting.... *sudder*

you talking L4D/28 days later zombies or dawn of the dead zombies?

L4D/28 days zombies are fast motherfuckers
dawn of the dead not so much

Dawn of the Dead type. Like the ones in the Zombie Survival Guide. The zombie I think of when I plan for the Zombie Apocalypse.

Me too. I'm always looking around for places I could stay for a night, scavage, or whatever else I might need.

In 28 Days later, those aren't really zombies. They are humans with "rage".

Originally Posted by ninja|oaklandr

Originally Posted by Xoria

Originally Posted by Sfrichck

Evil

Thats it women should definitly rule the earth and send all the men to the moon. At least until we need them, then they could have visitation rights

Couldn't have said it better myself! I'm with you, but the moon is a little far..I was all for pens, or maybe an island. In case I need something heavy moved. :9

1. How often is visitation?
2. How many females are included in this visitation?
3. How heavy are we talking about?
4. Will this "island" have plush recliners, Bud Light and the NFL ticket.

LOL, since you asked...visitation would be like it is in certain "massage parlors" in Asia...when a gal wants a guy..ya'll line up and she picks one.
However many want you I suppose.
Probably depends on the girl, I'm fairly wimpy so I'd like help with say..the 32lb buckets of cat litter, and any and all bug killing.
I think recliners, football and beer would have to be there, we don't want to be accused of inhumane treatment, or leave you guys too much free time to decide to beat each other with sticks. Probably some sort of exercise pavilion as well, all of that beer and reclining might make you a little soft, and therefore less likely to be picked.