Got this a long time ago in an e-mail, enjoy

Introducing:
THE PATRIOT MICRO CHIP, which is to be implanted in terrorists. The implant is specifically designed to be installed in their foreheads. When properly installed it will allow the implantee to speak instantly to God.





It Comes in various sizes:



The Implantee may or may not be allowed to choose the size.
The implant may or may not be painless. Some bleeding and or swelling may occur at the injection site.



Please enjoy the security we provide for you.

Best regards, The United States Armed Forces.