Things to say durring those "moments"

**flame** · 10-07-09, 12:21 AM

I'm very sarcastic and a smart ass. I make coments out loud that maybe I should keep to myself, some find it funny some say what the hell did he just say, and others just drop their jaws.
Serious meeting are more fun when you break the ice.

**IRON MAN 2142** · 10-07-09, 12:27 AM

whenever theres a tense situation i just break out my indian accent, works every time

**Xoria** · 10-07-09, 12:28 AM

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Originally Posted by Xoria

Originally Posted by Watsyurdeal?

Mine involved gas and or manure, words that rhyme with them, and me saying "they're both hard to hold in?".

I also do my Arnold Schwarzenegger impression to lighten up the mood.

Having met you at QC..I can safely say I would pay money to see you do an Arnold impression..for the sheer irony if nothing else :9

PWNT! (?)

What!?! Having a tall, thin soft-spoken guy with long hair do an Arnold impression would be freakin' hilarious!!!!

**GReYVee** · 10-07-09, 08:13 AM

I say many random (often unspeakable) things -- that for some reason make people laugh. Usually I do this at work, as randomness ranting helps calm the tension. The problem is, most of them are likely to get me permanently excommunicated or require my sarcastic tone to really understand.

Example:

"I am missing my arms.. so lets try reaching into this bucket and picking something up.. sheesh.. fucking idiots."

**~~hawgballs~~** · 10-07-09, 09:05 AM

Rectum?! Damn near killed 'em!!!

**Menoske** · 10-07-09, 09:48 AM

Was watching Episode 2 in the theatre. When Yoda pulled out his light saber for the first time, some guy in the audience yelled out "Don't Fuck with a Jedi Master son"

The whole audience shouted in agreement. It was epic.

**RuddlesPub** · 10-07-09, 05:38 PM

The final Lord of the Rings in the theaters at the scene when they are about to die after the mountain errupts some dude infront of me stands up and starts fist pumping in the air yelling 'the eagles are coming the eagles are coming' .... He was totally serious though :8

**DancingCorpse** · 10-07-09, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by RuddlesPub

The final Lord of the Rings in the theaters at the scene when they are about to die after the mountain errupts some dude infront of me stands up and starts fist pumping in the air yelling 'the eagles are coming the eagles are coming' .... He was totally serious though :8