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    ...your wife gets hurt,

    and you are the one who has to; take care of the baby 100%, do the dishes, the laundry (and praying you remember to cycle out the loads in a timely manor), feed the animals, take the trash out, clean out the cat pan, cook dinner, clean huge piles of dishes, again, help the wife get dressed and take a shower every time she needs to, clean up the cranberry juice that was just spilled on the carpet while getting dinner rdy for the baby, get this and that for the hurt and broken wife....while the whole time I can only think, "Damn......damn.......oh, good god damn..."

    My wife slipped off a 6 foot ladder at work because she was holding a sheet pan, all while groggy from lack of sleep from the night before.. BAM! Broken elbow. Out of commission for 6-8 weeks. (X__X)

    Fellas, if you are married, appreciate your wife's health. Make sure she is taking good care of herself. We know as husbands and father's that we need to step up our game from time to time. But damn.

    If you aren't married and are still young......SAVOR THAT SHIT. ENJOY IT. PLEASE!

    Those are my words of wisdom for the day.


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    Re: ...your wife gets hurt,

    awww man dude. I remember when I had a broken leg and my dad had to help me shower and such....it SUCKED.

    I really hope your wife gets better
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    I like your words of wisdom, Syrringe, sorry to hear about your wife. But, it could always be worse. My wife is fine and I still have to do all that shit! I guess I don't need a healthy wife, just a new one. lol

    But seriously, sounds like you have your hands full, and I still see you on CS pretty regularly. Hope she gets better soon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Rattler
    My wife is fine and I still have to do all that shit! I guess I don't need a healthy wife, just a new one. lol
    HAHAHA That got me lolling pretty good



    Thanks guys....I need all the luck I can get. This was just day ONE.

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    You do realize that the day you get into the swing of things, she is going to be all better and she is going to put you to shame doing everything else plus looking gorgeous
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    Quote Originally Posted by T_Rattler
    My wife is fine and I still have to do all that shit! I guess I don't need a healthy wife, just a new one. lol


    OMGLMAOWTFBBQSAUCE!




    And rringe... HAHA, but seriously, I fell ya man, stay strong. :P

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    Eek, hope she has a speedy recovery... That's rough...

    My wife was out for the count all last week and boy did it suck.. Soo many things I take for granted... Besides all the housework and cooking, it's the little things, like taking my daughter to dance classes, soccer practice, _______ practice, you get the idea...

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    Re: ...your wife gets hurt,

    This one time I thought my wife was possessed,I pulled my wienner out of her and she went back to normal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jester(TA)
    This one time I thought my wife was possessed,I pulled my wienner out of her and she went back to normal.
    HOLY SHIT....sigged

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    Re: ...your wife gets hurt,

    Quote Originally Posted by Syrringe
    Quote Originally Posted by Jester(TA)
    This one time I thought my wife was possessed,I pulled my wienner out of her and she went back to normal.
    HOLY SHIT....sigged

    LOL. At least you were nice enough to fix the grammar before sigging it....... L.O.L.

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