My sportsball team beat yours!

**SapiensErus** · 10-28-09, 01:31 AM

Today in a sportsball arena match, my hometown won against Houston.

I don't follow sports, but I just had to rub it in.

Love ya' TTP

**Red_Lizard2** · 10-28-09, 02:50 AM

sportball?

**SapiensErus** · 10-28-09, 03:10 AM

Originally Posted by Red_Lizard2

sportball?

Yeah, you know, the one with the ball?

**Red_Lizard2** · 10-28-09, 03:21 AM

Originally Posted by SoySoldier

Originally Posted by Red_Lizard2

sportball?

Yeah, you know, the one with the ball?

there a lot of them with a ball, Soccer, Football, Basketball, Baseball, Golf, Tennis, Water Polo, Racketball, Cricket, etc.

**CallousDisregard** · 10-28-09, 06:14 AM

Well my team, the one that hits little balls with a stick and then runs in a circle, also won and soon they will win the Stanley Series World Ball Cup Championship or something like that.
So ha !

**ninja|oaklandr** · 10-28-09, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by CallousDisregard

Well my team, the one that hits little balls with a stick and then runs in a circle, also won and soon they will win the Stanley Series World Ball Cup Championship or something like that.
So ha !

As the great George Carlin said:

People think hockey is a sport. Hockey is not sport. Hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the sh** out of somebody. If these guys were intelligent at all, they would do these things one at a time. First you go ice-skating, then you play with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the sh** out of somebody. The day would last a lot longer, and these guys would have a whole lot more fun.

Tell you another reason hockey is not a sport -- it's not played with a ball. Anything that isn't played with a ball can't be a sport. These are my rules, I make them up. Hockey is played with a puck. What is a puck? I never even heard of a puck outside of hockey. The only other place you'll find a puck is in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom. And as far as I'm concerned, any game where the main object is something that came out of a urinal is definitely not a sport.

**CallousDisregard** · 10-30-09, 06:14 AM

I mangled the title of the championship but it wasn't hockey

**ninja|oaklandr** · 10-30-09, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by CallousDisregard

I mangled the title of the championship but it wasn't hockey

hehe I was wondering at first. I figured the ball was a puck and the circles was skating.

**Consultant** · 10-31-09, 10:08 PM

Soy - I thought you would love this...

**reject_wolf** · 10-31-09, 10:19 PM

Originally Posted by ninja|oaklandr

As the great George Carlin said:

People think hockey is a sport. Hockey is not sport. Hockey is three activities going on at the same time: ice skating, playing with a puck, and beating the sh** out of somebody. If these guys were intelligent at all, they would do these things one at a time. First you go ice-skating, then you play with a puck, then you go to the bar and beat the sh** out of somebody. The day would last a lot longer, and these guys would have a whole lot more fun.

Tell you another reason hockey is not a sport -- it's not played with a ball. Anything that isn't played with a ball can't be a sport. These are my rules, I make them up. Hockey is played with a puck. What is a puck? I never even heard of a puck outside of hockey. The only other place you'll find a puck is in the urinal to control the smell in the bathroom. And as far as I'm concerned, any game where the main object is something that came out of a urinal is definitely not a sport.

Oh man, that guy was too funny. "I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out" is another good one about hockey.