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    12-10-09, 04:04 PM #1

    Globalization Defined:

    This got sent to me today - I think it's hilarious so I'm sharing it. Apologies in advance if it has been posted before. If not, enjoy. If so, enjoy again.



    Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

    Answer: Princess Diana's death.

    Question: How come?

    Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling) followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by an American, using Bill Gate's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.

    That, my friends, is Globalization!!



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    12-10-09, 04:22 PM #2

    Re: Globalization Defined:

    The one thing I don't get is why would a Bangledashi work in Singapore?
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    12-11-09, 08:40 AM #3

    Re: Globalization Defined:

    Quote Originally Posted by WorstPE
    The one thing I don't get is why would a Bangledashi work in Singapore?
    Because Singapore's population is a mix of Indian and Asian........
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    12-12-09, 12:13 AM #4

    Re: Globalization Defined:

    Quote Originally Posted by hawgballs
    Quote Originally Posted by WorstPE
    The one thing I don't get is why would a Bangledashi work in Singapore?
    Because Singapore's population is a mix of Indian and Asian........
    Indian + Asian + girl = pure sexy goodness :9
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