Locker room talk

**jason_jinx** · 12-18-09, 08:40 AM

Here is the reasoning behind the thread title.

A couple of days ago on 740am radio I heard Micheal Berry talk about guy talk and tiger woods. He spoke about how guys talk around their wives and how they talk like dogs when they are only around guys.

When a guy is around their wife he will state, " oh yea shame on tiger how could he disgrace his family, lets stone him, I am appalled, etc etc".

When a guy is around their circle of guy friends they will state, "man that is fucked up but did you see the pics? those are some hot women".

As some of you know I work out 4 times a week like clockwork. Today in the locker room its nothing but guy talk on tiger and lets just say it was not politically correct. It was not just young unmarried guys, it was a mix of young, old, middle aged, married, single, black, white, hispanics, etc etc.

Then when its comes to the ttp forums.......
lol

Are some of your wives checking the forums to see what you post on the topic at hand? I swear some of you posted so politically correct it screams fakeass.

I can already see Arreo posting to this thread saying well we are highly sophisticated gaming site that does not mess with the riff raffs.
please get off the bologna.

Its ok to disagree to what Tiger did but you dont have to post as if your wife is over your shoulder.....or is she?
if that is the case then the ball and chain is way to heavy

Bottom line of what I am trying to say is we are all guys here keep it real and dont be fake.

We do have some women here at the site but from reading their posts I consider them one of the guys.

**Consultant** · 12-18-09, 09:03 AM

So by not saying "Damn, them some hot bitches and I wish I could fuck em" we're being accused of not "keepin' it real" for you, jason?

Are you drunk?

**jason_jinx** · 12-18-09, 09:07 AM

I knew one of you jugnuts would twist this the wrong way.

Dont play dumb I know you are sharper than that consultant.

I rarely drink.

**Consultant** · 12-18-09, 09:09 AM

ok, sorry I'm so fake because I dont post like I'm in a locker room. (sometimes)

lol.

**deathgodusmc** · 12-18-09, 09:11 AM

You mean we are suppose to talk different when the wife is around?

It all makes sense now on why my wife, sister, and mom all say i'm mean. Seriously dont ask if you look fat if you dont want the answer. If you total 3 cars in a row and come say it wasnt my fault everytime. Then ask why did you buy me a truck? The answer is going to be the same everytime. Because you can't drive for shit you hit my work truck parked in the fucking drive way. Hence why my car sits in the garage by itself.

They were pretty hot. At least he didn't take the Clinton route.

**~~hawgballs~~** · 12-18-09, 09:15 AM

So you mean to tell me that you wouldn't hit that?

Just keepin' it real yo. :9

**Toad** · 12-18-09, 01:02 PM

All I remember about tiger's wimmins is that they were nondescript bimbos with collagen lip injections and fake tatas. Why waste time talking about them? If he had slept with Megan Fox I'd say something about him being the biggest pimp on the planet, but he was so rich and famous and athletic and only hooked up with cheap hangers-on? Please. I also don't feel the need to be all "yeah man fuckin bitches and gettin drunk 2 greatest things in life am i right?" because that's not how I think. I'm still a badass with a big peener but macho chest bumps and talkin bout slutz in the locker room just ain't my style, women around or not.

**BigHub** · 12-18-09, 01:07 PM

It's because you never know who is reading the interwebz on the other side... For all we know, Hawgballs could be Jason's wife... or Consultant's mom..

You just never know. That, and everything can be traced on the webz.

**ALPINESTAR** · 12-18-09, 01:07 PM

God im hoping my gf never asks me to help her make a profile on here or anything hahah.. she is always like "what are you always talking about on there?!"

**Toad** · 12-18-09, 01:07 PM

Also I didn't see the AOL translator until after I wrote this, but I'm considering using it for all of my posts from now on.

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Edit: Holy crap, I got denied TWICE for "new post while you were writing this" when I hit post and it only took me 30 seconds to make this post.