Is there a zombie apocalypse?

**cop1991** · 12-31-09, 11:55 PM

I remember seeing this like a year ago with an article talking about how if there ever was an apocalypse the site would simply say, yes.

**DancingCorpse** · 01-01-10, 12:24 AM

If anything does go down during 2012, I hope it is the Zombie Apocalypse. So. Much. Fun.

I will be putting giant chainsaws on the front of my truck (Jeep, if I have one by then)

**asianator365** · 01-01-10, 12:36 AM

KILL ZE ZOMBIES!!! DAAAAA!

**Option hunter** · 01-01-10, 12:38 AM

This site is a lie! :2

**Solstatic** · 01-01-10, 12:40 AM

Number one rule for the zombie apocalypse guys and gals, CARDIO! That's right! Can't survive the zombie apocalypse if you can't run more than 5 feet without being winded!

**DancingCorpse** · 01-01-10, 12:41 AM

Originally Posted by Option hunter

This site is a lie! :2

Just cuz I am a zombie doesn't mean I am part of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Think of me as more of a bystander.

Originally Posted by Solstatic

Number one rule for the zombie apocalypse guys and gals, CARDIO! That's right! Can't survive the zombie apocalypse if you can't run more than 5 feet without being winded!

Good to know, I can make it at least 100 :P

**asianator365** · 01-01-10, 12:42 AM

Originally Posted by Solstatic

Number one rule for the zombie apocalypse guys and gals, CARDIO! That's right! Can't survive the zombie apocalypse if you can't run more than 5 feet without being winded!

No, the number one rule for a zombie apocalypse is "When in doubt, shoot again."

**Option hunter** · 01-01-10, 12:44 AM

Originally Posted by Solstatic

Number one rule for the zombie apocalypse guys and gals, CARDIO! That's right! Can't survive the zombie apocalypse if you can't run more than 5 feet without being winded!

Remember, you dont need to run faster than the Zombies. you just need to run faster than your friend...

Originally Posted by DancingCorpse

Originally Posted by Option hunter

This site is a lie! :2

Just cuz I am a zombie doesn't mean I am part of the Zombie Apocalypse.

Think of me as more of a bystander.

Yeah, but your proof that its gonna happen one day! After all, you cant be the only Zombie Ever!

**Solstatic** · 01-01-10, 12:45 AM

Ah, you sir are referring to the double tap, but that rule doesn't do you much good if they've already caught you

**FragRaptor** · 01-01-10, 12:47 AM

Originally Posted by Arreo

Now remember, just to be sure you need to check that website every day.

I mean how much would you freak out if one day is said: BBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNN NNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!

So wait we just have to buy crappy cereal and feed bran to the zombies?