Thread: Bike joke

Owning a Bicycle shop... I get a lot of these... This one is worth repeating....

A cop was on a horse waiting to cross the street, when a little girl on her new shiny bike stopped beside him.
"Nice Bike," the cop said. "Did Santa bring it to you?"
"yes Sir," the little girl said, "he sure did!"
The cop looked the bike over and handed the girl a $5 ticket for a safety violation.
The cop said, "Next year, tell Santa to put a reflector light on the back of it!"
The young girl looked up at the cop and said, "Nice horse you got there Sir. Did Santa bring it to you?"
Playing along with the girl, he chuckled and answered, "Yes, he sure did!"
The little girl looked up at the cop and said, "Next year tell Santa the dick goes underneath the horse, not on top!"


The Freak

That made me laugh

Originally Posted by Turtlesexx

That made me laugh

Me too

ahhh, heard this so many times, love it. Reminds me of another joke.

What is the difference between a Porcupine and a BMW?


On Porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.