What does YOUR name mean?

**HuntnJade** · 02-08-10, 07:18 PM

I like Onion news

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

**deathgodusmc** · 02-08-10, 08:33 PM

Originally Posted by HuntnJade

I like Onion news

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

I think he missed the fact it's kind of a joke to begin with.

Can't believe no othe William posted but her you go.
1. William

A charismastic, charming, handsome, respectful and chivalrous gentleman of high upbringing. A 'Prince Charming' so to speak in many aspects.

2. William

The perfect boyfriend; someone who will stay on the phone with you just because, someone who opens doors for you, someone who makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside whenever you're near them. They generally are funny, and tease you a lot. But you never care.

3. william

1. An English name coming from the German name, Vilhelm, literally meaning will(desire, will) and helmet (protection). It has many variants in over 50 languages. Variants include but are not limited to:
Wilhelm, Vilhelm, Guillaume, Guillermo, Guglielmo, and Guilherme

and of course you have to put the short version

1. Bill

one who which is drop dead sexy has a massive penis and will punch anyone out who pisses him off. also bill has ill skillz in everything. Most people know him as a balla.

Just out of curiousity i asked my wife to read it and according to her it's dead on.

**Cleric** · 02-10-10, 07:56 PM

HAHAHA....thats right bitches!!!

1. Chase

The coolest fucker ever. Often seen with bitches and a cane.
"Everyone including you wishes they were Chase"

2. Chase

A man of passion, a passion that burns like fire, fire in his ass and pants. You don't know whether to love or hate him, but he could be your father.
Chase has slept with over 25,341 women, most of them in the U.S. and Pacific Ocean.
"Yes... I know Chase. I'm his bastard child. One of them, anyway."

3. Chase

Sweetest brother on earth. the kind that makes you proud to say "yeah, we're related"
"My brother is a total Chase"

**~~Cyanide~~** · 02-11-10, 11:08 PM

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

... Uhhhhhhh... ?

That was pointless. This thread is for fun, not seriousness.

You need to learn when to be serious, and when to have fun. TTP is not all strict business with no fun.

And yes, I know they are fake. WE ALL DO. But its for fun, not educational purposes.

So please, if you don't like it? Don't post here.

Peace.

**dustyCALIBER** · 02-11-10, 11:17 PM

A left-leaning, cultured, intelligent, down-to-earth chic that has tons of friends throughout the world. She's a lover of cinema and ethnic cuisines, has a witty sense of humor and is a great person to get advice from. She's the friend that is always there if you need her. She's also fantastic in the sack.

**{DCM}Rikuno** · 02-11-10, 11:24 PM

the most perfect guy ever. very sweet and very suppostive..never pressure. and always knows the right thing to say to make you happy, smile, or brighten your day. damn hot. had the cutest smile in the whole world. some that is very easy to fall in love with.. hes the best guy ever

Rofl.

**Jonas Quin** · 02-12-10, 01:06 AM

Originally Posted by cyaNide

Originally Posted by Tick

You guys do realize all these "definitions" are all written by the people who have the same name as the definition, right? Either that, or it's written by an ex-boyfriend/girlfriend who dated someone with that name?

Seriously, this is TTP, not facebook. We might as well start posting Onion "news" if we're gonna jump onboard this shit.

... Uhhhhhhh... ?

That was pointless. This thread is for fun, not seriousness.

You need to learn when to be serious, and when to have fun. TTP is not all strict business with no fun.

And yes, I know they are fake. WE ALL DO. But its for fun, not educational purposes.

So please, if you don't like it? Don't post here.

Peace.

its more of a:

HEY! Lets see what random people we don't know have written about other people we don't know.