Thread: St. Pattys day....

I just don't get it....pinched for not wearing green? Talk about dumb. Need something better, and makes more cultural sense.

Posted this on my FaceBook today in a rage of randomness for absolutely no reason:

Screw St. Pattys day, I want a day dedicated to the Scottish! Instead of being pinched for not wearing green, you get kicked in the nads if it is discovered you are wearing underpants.

But what day of the year should I use......?

Everyday

Originally Posted by Adretheon

Everyday

What day is that :2

It is Evacuation Day here in Boston on the 17th don't know what you're talking about.

I'll check the ladies

Originally Posted by SpiritOfF1re

Who's job is it to discover if your wearing underpants or not?

Well.....Gangsters and drunks will be the easy ones. Then the Skater Punks...then the sluts. After that, it's a guessing game.

And if you get nad kicked and you really aren't wearing under pants, you get to kick them 3 times in the nads back. And any buddies with you get 1 as well on the offender (if they are not wearing underpants).

Originally Posted by Jonas_of_Hand

I intentionally dont wear green on this day. Just to see if anyones got the balls to come pinch the 6"4" 235lb. guy who's not wearing green. answer? nope.

My holiday would make a whole new breed of "brave".