Two words:

TRUNK LINE!!!

Other ridiculous awesomeness:

He says: I will nail you to the wall!
She: put his dead body IN the wall. Removable wall panels (with handles!) FTW!

Seriously, I think I need my head examined. Why in the fuck would I continue watching such a show. On the plus side, I now have something I can nominate for my favorite sitcom. This show has become such a parody of itself, I really have to wonder if it is intentional sometimes. Regardless, it is always good for a couple dozen laughs in an hour. I would actually appreciate some canned laughter at the really good parts. Or maybe some Jerry Springer "ooooooohs".