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04-19-10, 02:28 PM #35
Re: Breakup D:
Please note: The following pick up lines should only be used if the picker upper is:
1. Extremely drunk (I'm talking belligerent people).
2. Not afraid of being slapped across the face and or being kicked in the nads.
3. Quite aware that the date is not going anywhere and the night is in dire need of excitement
The first and my personal favorite that never seems to fail:
Those are nice legs, what time do they open?
This next one is also grand.
So. They say you are what you eat, so call me a pussy baby.
And to finish things off...
Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Well allow me to introduce my self.
Happy hunting boys!
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04-19-10, 02:35 PM #36
Re: Breakup D:
The line that got me Mrs Mcstrange:
There was some chat about god and proof of his love or something; I wasnt 100% following along and heard the tail end of someones comment about how they know god loves them, and in my semi drunken state I said; "Well, all the proof I need that god loves me is in my pants."
A couple weeks later she took the initiative and took me to bed, and said something like 'damn, god loves you a lot' which confused me until she explained back to that offhand comment I had forgotten I had made...
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