Thread: Breakup D:

Originally Posted by Jack

Confucius say...

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

This is by far my favorite!

Originally Posted by Potemkine

I wish I was a derivative...that way I could lie tangent to your curves

LOL Me and my friend were discussing this one the other day. classic

Originally Posted by Mrs.QuickLightning

Originally Posted by Jack

Confucius say...

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

This is by far my favorite!

mrs quick, you should post those pirate ones you have

I don't really have a breakup line, I simply tell them it's not working. I don't sugar coat it, but I do at least have the courtesy to hold or hug them to make them feel better if they need it.


Then again, I've only had to break it up 3 times so.....yea.

Please note: The following pick up lines should only be used if the picker upper is:

1. Extremely drunk (I'm talking belligerent people).

2. Not afraid of being slapped across the face and or being kicked in the nads.

3. Quite aware that the date is not going anywhere and the night is in dire need of excitement

The first and my personal favorite that never seems to fail:

Those are nice legs, what time do they open?

This next one is also grand.

So. They say you are what you eat, so call me a pussy baby.

And to finish things off...

Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? No? Well allow me to introduce my self.

Happy hunting boys!

The line that got me Mrs Mcstrange:

There was some chat about god and proof of his love or something; I wasnt 100% following along and heard the tail end of someones comment about how they know god loves them, and in my semi drunken state I said; "Well, all the proof I need that god loves me is in my pants."

A couple weeks later she took the initiative and took me to bed, and said something like 'damn, god loves you a lot' which confused me until she explained back to that offhand comment I had forgotten I had made...