Thread: Yo mama is so fat

Hmmmm...

Yo mama is so fat, when she jumped in the air she got stuck.
Yo mama is so fat, when God said "Let there be light!," He had to move her.
(Oldie) Yo mama is so fat, when sits around the house she sits AROUND the house.
Yo mama is so fat, when she asked for a water bed they had to throw a blanket over the Atlantic Ocean.

OTHER:
Yo mama is so old, she was alive when the Dead Sea was just sick.
Yo mama is so short, when she sits on a curb her feet dangle.
Yo mama is so stupid, she got locked in the bathroom and ended up wetting herself before she was let out.
Yo mama is so slow, she raced a pregnant woman and came in third.
Yo mama is so poor, when someone stepped on a lit cigarette butt in her house she screamed, "Who turned off the heat!?"

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