Thread: Best Movie One Liners

We all fucking fail. Best movie one liners and no one has posted this yet.

"Get to da choppa!"



"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

"Oh God, no, please don't kill me. I'm not a spy. I'm nothing. I'm navel lint! I have to lie to women to get laid, and I don't score much. I got a little dick, it's pathetic!"

Originally Posted by Keiron

We all fucking fail. Best movie one liners and no one has posted this yet.

"Get to da choppa!"

You forgot:

"Come on, Cohaagen, you got what you want. Give dose people da ayah!

I did forget about that.

My bad.

Whenever my wife wants me to pickup or clean around the house I tell her:

"Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do......"

Epic.

Prince Akeem: Oh sir, the Giants of New York took on the Packers of Green Bay. And in the end, the Giants triumphed by kicking an oblong ball made of pigskin through a big "H". It was a most ripping victory




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Maurice: Hey, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. But now... now I'm washing lettuce. Soon I'll be on fries; then the grill. And pretty soon, I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in.

But these go to 11.
Hello Cleveland!!!
If you think about it, how much more black can this be? And the answer is none more black.
Ooooh yeah that was the Tensmen with their 1959 hit, they later changed names to Spinal Tap and are currently residing in the where are they now category.

Totally forgot this one;

Thats a very pretty piece your writing there, what do you call this?
This piece is called "Lick my Love Pump."