You're at a concert.....

**rock_lobster** · 05-24-11, 08:30 PM

and everyone is dancing around having a good time. But then some short fat chick keeps bumping into you....so you suck it up, because after all, it is a concert and people will bump you. But oh noooooooooooo, now she's bumping me over into other people.....fine, I understand, she's having a good time, it's whatever. So I stand a little more firmly....she bumps me again, but I stand my ground so I don't hit the people next to me. Apparently this chick fell over or somethin, b/c next thing I know, I feel this hand with long nails grabbing my throat...I now have a 5'3" , 140 lb girl grabbing my neck, cursing me out, telling me she's going to kick my ass...I stand there for like 15-20 seconds in shock, wondering if this was really happening. Once I realize it is indeed going on, I knock her arm off me (as she is still shouting), and tell her she needs to back the fuck away. She looks at me stunned, and continues to tell me if I ever "elbow" her again, I'd be sorry (all the while getting in my face). I again tell her she needs to fuckin walk away. I turn back around, and I guess she walked off.

Like wtf?? Sweetie I would chuck your ass across the building, don't yell at me like your some bad ass female hitwoman. Nothing pisses me off more than chicks who seriously think they can kick a dudes ass, especially when he's twice her size.

That is all.

**deputyfestus** · 05-24-11, 08:39 PM

Maybe she was just wanting a little something something and you rejected her big girls have needs to!

**rock_lobster** · 05-25-11, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by deputyfestus

Maybe she was just wanting a little something something and you rejected her big girls have needs to!

Ha! #1, you'd have to pay me a hefty amount of cash to hit that. #2, I'm quite positive that wasn't her goal lol

**moving-target** · 05-25-11, 11:53 PM

thats when you yell security so event staff can throw her ass out

**Guyver** · 05-26-11, 12:34 AM

140 pounds isn't that big, Rock. Even at 5'3"....

You snob....

**salty99** · 05-26-11, 01:26 AM

I don't think it's just big girls...I get upset whenever anybody at a show gets uptight. I understand shorter people have to fight a little bit to keep their head up when a crowd gets crazy but some people just need to chill out. I was at Flogging Molly a few weeks ago at a pretty cramped venue and everybody was going balls to the wall crazy; I musta gotten elbowed, stepped on, pushed, sweated on, kicked, and whatever else like a thousand times that night. If you don't wanna get roughed up a little bit, go stand in the bar or in a seat or something.

**rock_lobster** · 05-26-11, 06:06 PM

Originally Posted by Guyver

140 pounds isn't that big, Rock. Even at 5'3"....

You snob....

haha, maybe I was wrong on the weight, but she was definitely larger than your average female.

**SmokenScion** · 06-01-11, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by salty99

I don't think it's just big girls...I get upset whenever anybody at a show gets uptight. I understand shorter people have to fight a little bit to keep their head up when a crowd gets crazy but some people just need to chill out. I was at Flogging Molly a few weeks ago at a pretty cramped venue and everybody was going balls to the wall crazy; I musta gotten elbowed, stepped on, pushed, sweated on, kicked, and whatever else like a thousand times that night. If you don't wanna get roughed up a little bit, go stand in the bar or in a seat or something.

There is a theater here that Drips from the Ceiling. I guess when you Jam a crowd inside the humidity makes the ceiling "Sweat" Reverend Horton Heat played there, man that was a pit.

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