Funny bootcamp stories.

**deathgodusmc** · 07-03-11, 11:19 AM

Ok i know we have quite a few vets in here so i want to hear um. I was typing a post to get people to come prime the server when it hit me. Everyone thats been thru bootcamp regardless of branch has had something happen that they remember forever and still get a kick out of.

Everyday thru bootcamp SGT. Faison would find that person that was fucking up and say "Keep fucking around i swear to god i'll come flying thru these racks like fucking spiderman and drop kick you in the chest". We'll it was hard enough to not laugh when he said it but then one day sure as hell he did it do a guy.

First day in actual boot with our DI's Sgt. Rogers got in the face of some kid cant remember his name and started the normal thing of yelling. The kid smiled and Roger imediately went to you think you can kick my ass mode. Rogers tell him we can take this outside and the kid agreed. This kid straight whipped his ass. As it turned out the kid was a 3rd degree black belt. Of course he was to a different platoon and most likely a different series so we never saw him again.

Then they would always do shit trying to get you to crack that smile just so they could fuck you up. Funny how you remember everything clear as day and you seem to never forget your DI's names.

**flame** · 07-03-11, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

First day in actual boot with our DI's Sgt. Rogers got in the face of some kid cant remember his name and started the normal thing of yelling. The kid smiled and Roger imediately went to you think you can kick my ass mode. Rogers tell him we can take this outside and the kid agreed. This kid straight whipped his ass. As it turned out the kid was a 3rd degree black belt. Of course he was to a different platoon and most likely a different series so we never saw him again.

Now that is fucking hilarious.

**deputyfestus** · 07-03-11, 02:23 PM

Being I was in boot in 71 I can't recall his name but we had this DI that was ever bit of 6'8" and it seemed 90% of that was leg and his specialty was D&C and field march that's all he did. The first ten miler that sob called a route step and I guarantee it was a 42 inch step after about three miles our company column looked like three and the aid truck was full of fat boys, talk about accordion and mind you we were full geared out. By the end of boot our company won D&C comp. for that cycle.

**deathgodusmc** · 07-03-11, 10:16 PM

I hear you on that deputy. We had our 20 mile speed hump and i drew road guard. I managed to hang in there but the truck was full of people from that spot. Nothing like a 20 mile indian run in full gear. By the time it was over i was to pissed off and tired to be sore. The next day however was a special moment.

**iLLusioN** · 07-04-11, 11:04 PM

I've got a couple special moments in boot camp but I'll just toss out the best and funniest one.

It was about 4 weeks in on a Sunday afternoon. Everyone had just gotten back from church and me and a couple of the other married guys(i.e. not retarded 18 year olds) were sitting in the back of our barracks polishing our shoes/folding our clothes. We had noticed that most of the rest of the flight had gathered up by the front door and I had gone up to see what was happening. At the time it looked like they were just yelling across the hall to our sister flight which is fairly normal. So I head back and start helping another roll up our shirts - all of a sudden I glance up and our TI walked in from the fire escape. They all have the clickers on their shoes but from the fire escape you can see the front door so he saw the crowd and tip-toed to them to see whats happening. I, of course, follow because this is going to be fucking hilarious. When we get up to the front, to my great surprise, there are several pairs of tits showing in our sister flights window. As soon as Tsgt Lambert saw them he just yells as loud as he can " DO YOU PUSSIES THINK THIS IS A FUCKING STRIP CLUB?!" GET ON YOU'RE FUCKING FACE! I've never seen so many people almost shit themselves in my entire life. I couldn't help it...I started laughing. He glared at me and then he yells through the window to the girls : YOU TOO PORNSTARS! WE'VE ALREADY SEEN 'EM SO DON'T WASTE TIME FAKING MODESTY - ON YOU'RE FUCKING FACE!

Needless to say we did LOTS of extra PT that week. All the "pornstars" from the female flight got thrown out of basic or back a couple weeks and we had a few of our "leaders" get in trouble for it as well. I'm fairly sure I'll remember the face the chick in the front made when she saw Tsgt Lambert for the rest of my life.