Things I get dragged into at work...

**Kanati** · 08-05-11, 03:20 PM

2:59 PM - MF! Morningfrost: you gonna see Rise of the Planet of the Apes when you get off work?
2:59 PM - MF! Morningfrost: it's a damned good movie man, you should
2:59 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: does a bear shit in the woods?
3:11 PM - MF! Morningfrost: lol
3:11 PM - MF! Morningfrost: I dunno, I don't often observe bears in the woods

3:12 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: but it's a safe bet that the answer is yes... which should indicate the answer to your original query.
3:12 PM - MF! Morningfrost: it's also entirely possible they wander out to the road to shit. Less likely, perhaps, but certainely more amusing

3:14 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: however... the road would be surrounded by or bordered by woods... and the road would then be considered "in" the woods... thus, the road being a part of said woods, the bear would therefore still be shitting in the woods.
3:14 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: I *AM* THE DEBATE TEAM BITCH!
3:14 PM - MF! Morningfrost: perhaps, however the road is not technically a wooded area, and instead seperates the wooded areas
3:15 PM - MF! Morningfrost: thus, a bear shitting on the road would not be in the woods, per se
3:15 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: the BEAR isn't technically a wooded area, nor is it's shit... yet it is still... In... the... woods.
3:16 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: I'M AT GODDAMN WORK!!! HOW DID I GET DRAGGED INTO A CONVERSATION WHERE I HAD TO DEFEND THE FACT THAT BEAR SHIT IS NOT A WOODED AREA?!?!?!
3:16 PM - {-ЯS- } Kanati: I'm goin back to work

How the hell do I let you people do this to me?

and the correct answer is always:

**Morningfrost** · 08-05-11, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Kanati8869

How the hell do I let you people do this to me?

and the correct answer is always:

4:16 PM - MF! Morningfrost: nay, my friend, for the road is a border around a wooded area, hereafter referred to as "the woods", hence a bear shitting upon the border would not be considered "in the woods"

4:17 PM - MF! Morningfrost: have fun at work bro

**Vexon** · 08-07-11, 12:45 AM

Everybody try and chat with Kanati while he's at work from now on :P

**Morningfrost** · 08-07-11, 10:37 AM

I do it occasionally, but usually only when I have a reason to. It's how I manage to not get booted off his friends list

**Thorsen** · 08-07-11, 11:04 AM

Originally Posted by Vexon

Everybody try and chat with Kanati while he's at work from now on :P

Yeah he'll kick you off friends for that so have fun

**wolv** · 08-07-11, 02:19 PM

Unless you work for the Forrest dept. this is funny lol

**Morningfrost** · 08-07-11, 03:50 PM

Yeah....Kanati and I have argued and debated some really rediculous things, but this is probably at or near the top lol.

**Vexon** · 08-07-11, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Thorsen

Yeah he'll kick you off friends for that so have fun

Oh, I will!

**Savage** · 08-08-11, 11:37 AM

Me and morning have had some wierd conversations.... Last nights ended with my statement " My balls are bigger and awesome then yours will ever dream to be....gnight" hahaha!

**Morningfrost** · 08-08-11, 12:40 PM

Originally Posted by Savage

Me and morning have had some wierd conversations.... Last nights ended with my statement " My balls are bigger and awesome then yours will ever dream to be....gnight" hahaha!

I'm noticing that there's a common denominator in these conversations....me....I should stop being so strange.