Thread: Minding your own business - Cute Joke

hmm can you screen a mental ward before checking in? hot vulnerable females tv and happy pills dont sound to bad

Well, it isn't too bad at first, but
A) you're not going to get your medicine regiment right on the first day, week, or month. It is not pleasant while you get that sorted out. You will likely go on some stuff that will make you feel worse than before!
B) TV isn't bad but having only TV with no real contact with the outside world and only being around other insane people is maddening. My doctors didn't want me to leave. Had to have a "pleasant" conversation with the guy who owned the place so he understand where I was coming from and the consequences of not letting me leave would be...not that I would ever leverage my family's power....well, maybe I would if I was ever in a situation like that again.
C)There might be attractive females, but they aren't in there cause it's just that time of the month. They are in there for some pretty serious fucking reasons. Puts them more in the friend zone tbh. Also, if you are ever in a hospital, you'll find that it's more important to you to have friends than fuck buddies. Friends help you in the long term, sex is just temporary relief....quite enjoyable but temporary.
D) As there are privacy laws at hand to protect patients, you would probably not be able to screen them.

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Well, it isn't too bad at first, but

B) TV isn't bad but having only TV with no real contact with the outside world and only being around other insane people is maddening.
C)There might be attractive females, but they aren't in there cause it's just that time of the month. They are in there for some pretty serious fucking reasons. Puts them more in the friend zone tbh. Also, if you are ever in a hospital, you'll find that it's more important to you to have friends than fuck buddies. Friends help you in the long term, sex is just temporary relief....quite enjoyable but temporary.
D) As there are privacy laws at hand to protect patients, you would probably not be able to screen them.

B thats pretty much how i live now

C i'd option for the fuck buddy

D i mean purely looks wise

Yeah, but you have the option to do other things. I mean, don't get me wrong, I enjoyed the 5 star food, but...a beer would have been nice. Oh, and a belt. Couldn't have a belt cause it could be used to kill yourself. It's also hard as fuck to do calisthenics when your pants keep dropping towards your ankles.