Thread: New Car for women

Come on, DG. You know the answer to that; it was Xav.

Originally Posted by deathgodusmc

Do you remember what his name was?

Funny...

Originally Posted by DJ Mr. White

Ah, let me tell the story that inspired the ketchup joke. So, a friend of mine and I were browsing 4walled looking for cool skyrim backgrounds. We seen an ad for what we think must be a dolphin plush toy. Turns out, it was just the Japanese screwing up their English translations. It was actually an ad for a realistically molded male masturbator....then...we read the description. "Comes with red lubricant so you can experience it like it was her first time." I mean, I had known the Japanese were weird, but...was not expecting that.

Chocolate is perfectly acceptable however...unless you like it because of Two Girls one c...gonna stop right there.

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT. The memories have returned. Thanks a lot. -______-

Sent from an HTC Thunderbolt in a religious land.

All I can say is I hope the video of my nightmares was fake. Never gone looking for an answer because the thought still haunts me.