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LOL that made my day!

A little girl and her mother walk into a bank. They get in a very long line and wait their turn to be serviced by the teller. The little girl begins throwing a tantrum for no reason. The mother, noticing that other customers in line are giving her the evil eye because she can't control her child, grabs her daughter by the arm and says: "If you don't cut it out right I'm going to spank you!" The little girl, without hesitation, replies back: "And if you don't let me go right now, I'm going to tell grandma that I saw you licking Daddy's peepee last night!"

Originally Posted by Amy

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting
dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not
wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a
secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that
long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to
explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A
couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I
finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a
*toothbrush! " "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.
"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding
it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her
chin."

:lol:

Originally Posted by Amy

A little girl accidentally walks in on her father while he's getting
dressed. She points to his dick and says, "Daddy, what's that?" Not
wanting to explain to her yet, he says, "Uh, I can't tell you, it's a
secret." The little girl finds her mother and asks, "What is that
long thing between Daddy's legs?" Her mother also doesn't want to
explain sex yet, so she says, "I don't know, he won't tell me." A
couple days later the little girl says to her mother. "Mommy, I
finally figured out what that thing between Daddy's legs is. It's a
*toothbrush! " "Why do you think that?" the amused mother asks.
"Because," the little girl says, "this morning I saw the maid sliding
it in and out of her mouth and she had toothpaste dripping down her
chin."

Hahahahaha!!! Thats a good one.

Originally Posted by Nuke

A little girl and her mother walk into a bank. They get in a very long line and wait their turn to be serviced by the teller. The little girl begins throwing a tantrum for no reason. The mother, noticing that other customers in line are giving her the evil eye because she can't control her child, grabs her daughter by the arm and says: "If you don't cut it out right I'm going to spank you!" The little girl, without hesitation, replies back: "And if you don't let me go right now, I'm going to tell grandma that I saw you licking Daddy's peepee last night!"

OMG PWNED!

Hahahahahahahhahahaha

A family Doctor got a call from a frantic woman in the middle of the night, “Doctor; come quick! My son swallows a condom”. The Doctor replied, “ I’ll be there in few minutes”
　　
　　While the doctor was getting dress, the women call again. “ Doctor, you don’t have to come now” The Doctor asks “Way? Did he vomit the condom out?”
　　
　　“No” the woman said, “ My husband found another one”.

:lol: :Y: