Best/Funniest L4D Dialogue?

**xXZeroBeatXx** · 12-10-08, 01:01 AM

Not from the game, but funny as hell anyways.
Bill: "Zoey, hold still, let me heal you."
Zoey: "What are you talking about? I'm at full health."
Bill: "No, no. You should definately let me bandage... around your chest area."
*CRACK*

**Zoey W** · 04-26-11, 02:59 AM

Francis: "I hate birds"
Zoey: "Yeah, birds are dicks"

**Zoeyyyy** · 04-26-11, 05:42 AM

We stood there waiting for Bill and all pressed our vocalise command. basically three people standing there saying "bill, bill, bill" over again. Eventually Bill scratches his head and goes "this shit's gettin' old". We lol'd IRL

**Crimson** · 04-26-11, 06:10 AM

Louis: Interesting true story, in 1975 th-- gets shot by Bill*
Bill: I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT
Francis: LOUIS! You know what, I just realized I dont care. Lead on.

**BryantG** · 04-26-11, 02:17 PM

Opening the Tank door in The Sacrifice:

Zoey: "So, I'm a girl, right? You guys wouldn't make a lady open up a deathtrap, right?"
Francis: "Fine with me."

This happened during Realism Expert with my buddy, I started lol'ing hard IRL when I heard Francis say that. And we managed to complete it with only 4 restarts, just the two of us. =D