Best/Funniest L4D Dialogue?

**Beery** · 12-09-08, 09:48 AM

A lot of funny dialogue occurs in the elevator in the first 'episode'. My favourite is Bill saying "If I start to turn one of you will shoot me, right?" To which Francis (I think) responds "If your beard starts to turn, can we shoot that?"

Then there's Bill's "This is nothing compared to the great zombie attack of '57".

Any other classics?

**Must Be Flyy** · 12-09-08, 09:51 AM

I like..

"Do I look like one of those?"

**imported_Rookie** · 12-09-08, 03:00 PM

"I hate vans!"

**Yellow** · 12-09-08, 05:02 PM

"This is just like counter-strike!" - Louis
Every time I hear him say that, it just makes my day.

**Beery** · 12-09-08, 09:05 PM

Here's a new one I found today:

Zoey: "Hey Bill, it's your favourite - stairs!"

**Dizzle229** · 12-09-08, 09:24 PM

Originally Posted by Beery

Here's a new one I found today:

Zoey: "Hey Bill, it's your favourite - stairs!"

Good thing she wasn't talking to Francis. Francis hates stairs.

**Duplicity** · 12-09-08, 09:32 PM

"TANK!!!" Whenever i hear that, i get all giddy xD

Also, "Here they come!" should be a new meme.

**Beery** · 12-09-08, 09:42 PM

Originally Posted by Dizzle229

Good thing she wasn't talking to Francis. Francis hates stairs.

I thought it was strange because Francis is usually the one who hates everything. But I think Bill is the one who says he hates stairs.

On the other hand, I often find I can't tell Bill's and Francis's voices apart.