Thread: Chicago Ted

Hah! That story isn't about the real Chicago Ted. The real Chicago Ted would never waste a drop of whiskey!

I wasn't trying to be funny. Seriously, the real Chicago Ted wouldn't waste whiskey. No one worth respecting would, and surely Ted deserves respect.

I imagine the real Chicago Ted with a glazed look in his eye due to being out of his mind on a mixture of hard alcohol, speed and/or crystal meth. I reckon he would smoke a cigar, wear cowboy boots, and swear like a drunken sailor.

Originally Posted by Beery

I wasn't trying to be funny. Seriously, the real Chicago Ted wouldn't waste whiskey. No one worth respecting would, and surely Ted deserves respect.

so what was you trying to do?O_o

Originally Posted by SilverTheHedgehog

so what was you trying to do?O_o

I'm just saying, people deserving of respect don't waste good alcohol.

I'm not a whiskey drinker myself, but when it comes to beer, I never waste a drop - unless it's 'Bip' (a Yugoslavian beer) - that stuff is awful.

Chicago Ted is def. decked out in full blown Vietcong gear with a dirty ass bandana and constantly with a fucking ciggarette in his mouth. He prob. cuts his arm every day he lives. Bubblegum? WTF?