Thread: L4D2 Favorite Quotes

Louis: Francis, ima teach your dumb ass how to read!
Zoey: OH NO, not short term parking!
Francis: I hate ___
Nick: Okay, helicopters don't come back when you yell at them, now we know
Ellis: holy shit guys, KIDDIELAND!

Rochelle: The airduct of love.
Nick: *Chainsaw Revs* YEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Francis: You know what I don't hate? I don't hate vests.
Rochelle: Ugh.. I hate stairs.
Francis: Oh my god! You hate stuff too?
Rochelle: Sure. I never really thought about it, but yeah, I hate things. I hate those stairs.
Francis: I know!
Rochelle: I hate that bridge.
Francis: It's so stupid!
Rochelle: I hate your vest!
Francis: What now? I don't think this is gonna work out.
Ellis: I ever tell you about the time me and Keith filled up water balloons with our own-
Nick: I'm getting sick of looking at this guy's face.
Coach: Get your ass moving, Nick.
Nick: You do that again, and I will bury you alive.
Nick: Unless you wanna be picking your teeth up off the floor, stop shooting me.
Coach: Wait for official instructions...Wait my ass.
Ellis: Kill all sons of bitches. That's mah 'fficial instructions.
Nick: I have not come...This far....To die now.
Witch: *Cry*
Ellis: Goodbyeeeeeee
Coach: This bitch is chokin' me!
And lots of others.

Ellis:
"Hey, Nick, remember when we went on that roller coaster?"
"That don't look dignified!"
(To Rochelle) "Try readin' a book sometime."
"Holy shit, guys!!! KIDDIELAND!"
"Yeah, I saw 'em back in '07, front row center!! Lost both my eyebrows."
"I wish we had a horse....I looooove horses."
"Horses are for RIDIN', not EATIN', Nick.
"Is this thing HUMPIN' ME?!"
"Oh, this? [pointing to tattoo], it means I'm a badass zombie-killing machine."
"Hey, Nick, we oughtta get tattoos that say "Bros."
"Wububububububu."
"SORRY Y'AAAAALLLL!"
"Holy shit, it's Christmas!"

Coach
"I'm gonna beat that Tank's ASS."
"I sure wish the Burger Tank was open. I could go for a barbecued bacon burger, a large order of fries, an orange soda with no ice, and a piece of hot apple PAIH."
"Get your ass movin', Nick!!"
"JIMMA GIIIBS!!!"
"Ellis? Ellis, is that you?! Get off ma back!!"
"It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that."
"Peach coblah."
"As long as we got [bullets/guns?], we gonna fight." <- epic as hell.
"As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil."
"Burnin' GOO."
"Ah, shit! GOO."
"Ellis, settle down, boy."
"I am starvin'!"
"This shit'll help."
"Shit. Gotta heal mah ass."
"Man, I swear to god you can't shoot worth shit!"
"I know one thing. I'm grabbin' pills!"
"I got all they're albums. Even they're new stuff that ain't no good."

Nick
"Who the hell is Jimmy Gibbs Jr.?"
"I'm gettin' sick of lookin' at this guy's FACE."
"Really? Cause he looks like an ASSHOLE."
"Hey look, Ellis, a TRACTOR."
"Nope. Bouncer at a club."
"Why couldn't I have been in Vegas when the infection hit? Or even Atlantic City? Instead I'm trapped in some goddamn hillbilly tunnel of love."
"Did you see that outside? Cousin's only day!"
"Aeyylis."
"Scrawny little bitch I'm gonna kill!"
[chainsaw] "Yeeeeaaaahhhhh!"
"Die! Die!!"
"I think I hear my ex-wife."
"What, alive and not zombies, or alive and infected?"
"Hundred to 1."
"TITS."
"Candyasses!!!"
"Anyone wanna hear a prediction?"
"There's not gonna be any gas. Watch."
"Wait, who died and made ME gun monitor?!"
"Brains come out, swampwater doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that."
"I'm next to a big gate, in front of a big house."
"Come on, don't tell me you're going to shoot the guy in the $3000 suit!!"
"I am NOT going in- Ah, screw it let's go."
"A FREAKIN' axe."
"NICE."
"I pissed the Witch off!!!"
"This thing is beatin' my ass!!!"
"You! Shoot the Tank!!!"
"Nick. That's all you need to know."
"Is that a bottle of PUKE?"
"Chase THIS, you zombie bastards!"
"Screw this!"
"We are walking through the Valley of the Shadow of Death, and kickin' ass!"
"For the last goddamn time, lower the goddamn bridge, you greasy, vest-wearing monkey!"
"So much for repopulating the earth."

"Kill All Sons of Bitches" by Ellis....

Durring the Sacrifice
.....
Francis: I hate fish, though I like eatin' 'em, its kinda my way of showing
them that I hate 'em
.....
Louis:I got a good feelin' about this
Francis (to Louis): thats not optimism, thats mental illness,
(to everyone) i mean, i'd like to hear your reasons why louis isn't some
lunatic serial killer
Louis: hey Francis, I got a good feelin' that im gonna where your skin as a
pretty little dress
Francis: huh!?
Zoey: he he, I hate putting the lotion in the basket
.....