Thread: L4D2 Favorite Quotes

Originally Posted by UndrDog

Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.

Also got rolled by a gator.

I like the exchange in the passing with ellis telling nick he has a turd on his suit and then francis telling him the same thing when they bicker. Makes me chuckle every time I hear it.

I love the exchange between Rochelle and Francis, It goes something like this

Rochelle: Could you guys lower that bridge?
Francis: Hey! Are you guys vampires?
Rochelle: What? No! We aren't vampires!
Francis: Well, I'm not lowering the bridge.
Rochelle: Well, okay, then FINE, we ARE vampires!!
Francis: See, Louis, I TOLD YOU there were vampires!

in the dead center campaign, at the end of the 2nd level just about to enter the safe house in the mall, coach says, "wait!", "we should say a prayer,...Lord...please bless the food courte will be ok!!" All say, "AMEN!"

Rochelle: If I had to pick a low point in the flight, it was probably when he [the pilot] stopped flying the chopper and ATTACKED US!

Ellis (Taunt): Heh heh! We whipped the dog shit outta them!

Ellis:
[ Spotted while in the Tunnel of Love ] "Incendiary ammo of love here!"
[Tunnel of Love]"Grabbing the ninja sword of love"
"Hey, Nick! Is this your shit?"
"Man, I've never been so scared of clowns."
"Oh, I've been lassoed!"
"Bye-byyyyyyyyyyyyyye!"
"Sorry about that, Nick, didn’t mean to kill your mom."
"That an ex-girlfriend of yours, Nick?"
"Dude, I hear one of them back-humpers around."
"Is this thing humping me?!"
"SOMBITCH IS ON MY BACK!"
"Is that a zombie? Like a, like a― ZOMBIE zombie!?"
"I armored up a truck to be zombie-proof. I figured out it was only 99% zombie-proof. The other 1% tore that truck to SHIT."
"If the laws of nature would allow it, I would bear that man's children."
[ Intro with Zoey ]
"Well, hello! Heh..hello... He-howdy, uhh, beautiful weather, huh?... We're having a, uhh... Hubba. Oh, God, I'm too nervous to talk to her, man; one of you better do this."
[ Intro with Francis ]
Ellis: "Oh, man, I know! That's what I've been saying. If there is zombies, there have got to be vampires, wolfmen, mummies, aliens...all that shit, man. It just makes sense!"
Francis: "That's what I've been saying!"
"Holy SHIT, guys, KIDDIE LAND!"
"OHMIGOD IT'S CHRISTMAS!'
"You can't shoot a ghost, Nick. I mean, shit, it ain't rocket science, man." "Dude, this is JUST like Team Fortress 2!" "Hey, guys...SNOWBALL FIGHT!" "All abooard! Whoop whoop! I always wanted to do that." "Zombies and ghosts? Oh, man, this is gonna be cool!"

Nick:
"He's like a five-year-old with guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swearword in the English language."

Rochelle:
"I wish I could be that happy... Oh, to hell with it! WHOOO, KIDDIE LAND!"

All of Ellis' Lines are teh best!

Originally Posted by UndrDog

(Paraphrasing)
Ellis: He screamed every time he opened his eyes for like a year!

Seriously, if Keith is both real and the stories told about him are true, I wanna meet him. Or at least see a picture of his body. There can't be much left of him.

Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.

I mean there has to be more, but I can't remember them all.

Correction, he was stabbed by a gang/group/brotherhood in the back whose official uniform is a ghost costume