Thread: L4D2 Favorite Quotes

Originally Posted by UndrDog

(Paraphrasing)
Ellis: He screamed every time he opened his eyes for like a year!

Seriously, if Keith is both real and the stories told about him are true, I wanna meet him. Or at least see a picture of his body. There can't be much left of him.

Burned on 90% of his body on multiple occasions.
Thrown through a car windshield breaking both of his legs.
Ran over by his own mower. 90% of his body cut up.
Teargassed.
Bombed with chemical, frag, and incinerary bombs.
Stabbed in the back by a ghost, or possibly a hobo.

I mean there has to be more, but I can't remember them all.

I KNOW RIGHT. Keith, if real, is extremely durable! A true survivor! And about that ghost...it could have been the spy from tf... except for the robe bit.

Nick: Great! This mud water will stain my white suit!
Rochelle: You mean the one covered in zombie brains?
Nick: No, brains come out, mud water doesn't. Don't ask me how i know that.

Or something like that in the Swamp Fever campaign

Coach - "It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!"

Originally Posted by Biggmone

Coach - "It ain't right for a man to be ridden like that!"

LOL that has got to be one of my favorite lines in the game. Here are some other ones.

General Quotes

Rochelle: Holy Shit!, that thing is RIDING HIM!

Coach: Shootin' Me? That's some crazy shit..

Nick: Argh! I got hit by Burning Goo Shit!

Coach: That long neck Bitch hit me!

Rochelle: Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..

*Ellis says very franticly* Out of my way man!, Witch Comin'! (after he startles her)

The Parish - Bridge Finale

Nick: Before we go outside to meet the people who have been bombing us, anybody want to talk about a Plan B?

Coach: The Military, they will save us.

Nick: Or, they're going to line us up against a wall, and shoot us.'

Military on Radio: Are you Immune?

Coach: We are not Infected

Military on Radio: Negative Bridge, Are you Immune?, have you encountered the Infected?

Coach: Boy, I have brains, eye balls and 20 different other parts on me that I don't even know. We are Immune as SHIT!. (I don't remember the words exactly, but that is the gist of it).

Dark Carnival Campaign

Coach: Whisperin' Oaks!, I used to come here as a Kid!

Nick: Oh good, now we can die here as Adults!.

Nick: Look Ellis, your wish came true, we are on a Ride.

Ellis: Uhh, this aint that kinda ride Nick..*says in a whispering tone* This is where you go to make out with your Girlfriend.

Coach: Shit, I can't remember when I couldn't wait to get out of the Tunnel of Love!.

Ellis: So, we gotta set up to Rock? and then fight Zombies?...This is the greatest day of my LIFE!.

Dead Center Campaign

*Talking about a Jimmy Gibbs Jr.* Ellis: If the laws of nature allowed it..I would bare that mans children.

There is a lot more which I cannot remember now, but I am very please Valve stuck with the amusing dialog in the L4D Sequel. It truely brings Life to a game about the Undead .

Haha I love Ellis and his stories. Keith was also rolled by an alligator and drowned in a tunnel of love also something happened to him with the concert thing, and maybe a rollercoaster... he has a story for everything xD

I don't have any direct Nick quotes but I love the guy.. he's like the anti-Louis, so pessimistic. =)

Originally Posted by uberuser

Rochelle: Girl, you shoulda stayed at home..

Was she talking to herself?

I don't have any direct Nick quotes but I love the guy.. he's like the anti-Louis, so pessimistic. =)

I think Nick and Louis's convos would be amazing. Same with Francis and Ellis. Ellis and Louis would be pretty coo.

Im surprised nobody's posted it yet:

"TITS!" - Nick
"We are walking through the valley of the shadow of death, and kicking ass." -Nick.