L4D2 Favorite Quotes

**Joekirk** · 01-19-12, 02:19 AM

This one happened a couple of days ago during a random game,

Coach: "Grabbin' puke!"
Ellis(Me): "Well piss!"

Me and the guy playing coach laughed hard.

**pepsiman3000** · 01-19-12, 07:10 AM

Coach: "No pain, no gain. I must about to gain some serious shit"!

**GabeLikes2Party** · 02-27-12, 12:48 AM

*Nick picks up baseball bat*
Nick: Now THIS, brings back some memories!

Coach: You play baseball as a kid, Nick?

Nick: No, I was a bouncer at a club.

**GabeLikes2Party** · 02-27-12, 12:58 AM

*Jockey jumps on Coach*

Coach: ELLIS! Ellis, is that you?!

**GabeLikes2Party** · 02-27-12, 01:59 AM

*Ellis in Spitter acid*
Ellis: Hey, run, man! This is some crazy shit!

*Smoker spawns*
Nick: What the hell is making that noise?

Rochelle: Yay. Jimmy Gibbs Jr..
Ellis: That man is America's greatest natural resource.
I would take a bullet for that man.
Coach: Amen!

A few I found while playing Dead Center. :P

**pepsiman3000** · 02-27-12, 08:56 AM

Ellis: "Oh, man, I hope we don't see no ghosts."
Nick: "Ellis, you're carrying like ten different guns."
Ellis: "You can't shoot a ghost, Nick. I mean, shit, it ain't rocket science, man."

Yeah, c'mon Nick.

-Before entering the cemetery on The Parish 3.