Thread: Valve Accidentaly Made Uncommen Special Infected! (Female Boomer)

The reason there is no female tank is her tits to put it bluntly, the legs on the tank are quite tiny so as not to show the junk and get a much higher rating (and even mommies who let their kiddies play games where you eat the eyes of the innocent won't like their "innocent" kid even know what a tit looks like for as many years as they can), however the tits would be an issue for them, covering them up would be moronic for reasons I need not even explain.

Female Hunters would be awesome too see, so would smokers, in fact I think the smoker might look ever freakier as a woman. Jockey and Spitter, I can't say I can envision them as anything else, however they're pretty fucking retarded to begin with so I wouldn't have though of them in a serious zombie game anyway.

Regarding L4Head, I was able to get a few episodes of it for free (no, I don't pay for porn, I'd rather watch free stuff, besides, it's the internet, the paid crap spreads around anyway so I needn't pay anyway) and quite frankly their costumes are actually really good, you can honestly recognize them, however that's all I can say positively, and that compliment doesn't apply to the non-survivors either, for example, a tank was a big guy wearing a stuffed and molded beanbag wearing a fucking mask with big boxes for hands and he kills Bill (This was early in the first episode which for around 3/4 was all oral, can't tell the rest, it was that terrible I turned it off) for no explained reason, they had guns with the little lights on them (Nerdy, but I thought it was kinda cool, wasn't just a torched taped on either, looked like the actual gun ingame (well, it obviously had to be plastic or something, and at least edited slightly, it honestly appeared part of it)), the shooting was just sound effects (no editing even), zombies were just their people in face paint and the sex was... actually kind of gross and this is between Francis and Zoey, not something like a zombie, I won't explain it in big detail but I'll say it bluntly and without detail (You get the message easy though); Too much "Drool" (I do mean drool, no other word for it really), Insanely "small" and "soft" (Same object and it's not part of Zoey) and irritating dialogue during it.

I'm sure none of you expected a porn review, however I attempted to keep it M15+ I shan't tell a lie to those of you here considering the links, it's terrible!

Originally Posted by Abyss Crown

There's no male and female boomer; it's just Brittany Spears boomer and Boomer.

...I love you now.

It wasnt by accident...................

Wth It scares me to think whats happens when I think about when a Male and Female boomer get it on though i suppose it would make em easier targets Lmao I dont wanna hear the sounds from the outcome of that S**T...