Great and Hilarious quotes in Left 4 Dead 2

**Hoofshadow** · 05-22-10, 04:57 PM

"WHY IS THE TANK SO FUCKING HARD?!" He likes you. Like "likes you" likes you."

"Guys I need some pills." "I am not giving you mah pillz." "YOUR MOTHER IS A CANKOROUS WHORE!" -This is why I can't play with small children.

"Do you think the Spitter swallows?" -I got kicked for asking this.

"MY FINGERS ARE HORNY!"

"GOAWAYFATMAN!" -Boomer surprise

**Infested_HawK** · 05-23-10, 06:55 AM

Me: I can hear a tank
Friend: Bullshit. There is nothing on the captions
*tank music*

**BoomersBestFriend** · 05-23-10, 09:27 AM

Jimmeh gibbs!!!
Jockey on meh...i kinda like it, shut up!! That doesn't make me gay

it aint right for a man to be ridden like that,, or is it?

Pills here

**bolandjf** · 05-23-10, 10:04 AM

Coach: mmmmhhmmmmmm Peach Cobbler

**Goat Stealer** · 05-23-10, 01:10 PM

coach: ah man...i keep wishing that we run into an open burger tank

**The Dizaster Child** · 05-23-10, 01:48 PM

COACH: who's bright idea was it to put an evac site at the top of 30 flights of got-damn stairs?

NICK: maybe the helicopter is made of chocolate?

it wasnt so much the quote that was funny, but the look on Coach's face when Nick said that.. he looked like he was about to beat his ass LOL

**houngan459** · 05-23-10, 03:01 PM

Coach: Whispering Oaks amusement park. I use to go there as a kid.

Nick: Great. Now we can go there and die as adults.

**H2O Wheatley** · 05-23-10, 06:59 PM

There was a time i was in a Pub game (mmmhmmmm) and i of course HAD to be Rochelle because the rest of the survivors had already been chosen. Well..this is what happened...

Guy: "Lol...britfag being Rochelle....tard"

Me: "Errr..wha?"

Guy: "You heard me, douche!"

Me: "Dude..you're acting like someone who couldn't get a ticket to a Justin Bieber concert"

He didn't say ANYTHING for the rest of the campaign, more so after i saved his ass about 20 times.

**ELLIS_PWND_YOU** · 05-23-10, 08:42 PM

god i hate the little kids, like whenever they get pounced or something the start screaming like a bunch of japs when godzilla is after then

**Crimson** · 05-23-10, 09:46 PM

Since I love playing this game with a sense of humor, I got a bunch of funny things I say.

Me: (goes into room with pills)
Guy: Any pills in there?
Me: (Upon entering, sees a Tank with his back turned and he quickly turned around about to strike. I run out) TANK HAS THE PILLS!
Guy: WAT?!

*my team runs upon a witch*
Guy: Why do witches cry anyway? *shoots a zombie thats coming for me but incaps me instead*
Me: Maybe because she weeps for the fact YOU THAT KEEP FUCKING SHOOTING ME?!

*I am cornered by a Tank on the bridge level.*
Me: Can 15 minutes save you 15 percent or more on your survival rate? ......Can a Tank punch you off a mile long bridge? (5 seconds later, I get punched off)

*Playing as Rochelle. Everyone is dead*
Me: Just a small town girl! Living in lonelllyyyy world! She took the midnight train to--- *Hunter jumps me for instant game over*