Thread: Your Pros and Cons

PROS

-I'm generally laid back, and like to crack jokes about the infected, trying to keep the game fun and clean
-I can do Left 4 Dead 1 Expert in 45 minutes with about 1-2 restarts (Have to have at least 1 or 2 okay teammates though)
-I help people with achievements.
-I'm the one who often does the planning during infected attacks and plans are usually a success if done right.
-I enjoy Tank fights and know how to deal with them quickly.
-On Versus, I know a ton of spots where I expect special infected to be, so I often spot them and send off a few warning shots so they'll think twice about their predictable ambush spots. I can snipe them before they even know I have my eye set on them.
-Usually by the end of the game, I always revive the most teammates and heal the most teammates.
- If you need an Expert achievement, I will protect you with my life so that you'll get to the rescue vehicle.
-Leaving someone behind is tough, so I will get you and MAKE the others follow me back there to cover me as I pick you up.
-I want you to find some fun and humor in the game we're playing. Chances are, I can make you laugh.
-I have great reflexes. The second a Hunter jumps on you, he's off unless a nuisance is preventing that from happening. (random zombie hitting me screwing up my shot or melee)
-I can get a high time on Survival, no glitch. By high, I mean 7-8 minutes or a little more. Better than 1-2 pitiful minutes.
-If you beat me in a Versus game, I compliment you instead of rage. However, if you spit in my face by teabagging or anything disrespectful, I will give you a negative response.
-I often sacrifice myself for someone. If a Tank is present on Expert, and I have the most health and a molotov, I'm going to find him before he finds me and light him on fire and try to keep him distracted and away from everyone else while the others should advance further.
-Unless I'm boxed in or helping a teammate up, I almost always sidestep a Charger and finish him quickly when he's stunned.

Cons:

-Not good with a couple special Infected
-I do have my bad days at this game
-On Expert, my friendly fire is low, but on Versus, it can get high.
-I never use melee weapons much.
-Not nearly as good at Left 4 Dead 2 as I am Left 4 Dead 1
-I don't heal when I should. I always wait when I'm on my last legs and even then I try to wait but by then its too late and I die. At least I'm not a health whore. *shrug*
-I panic when I don't see a teammate on Realism.
-I don't usually accept game invites when I'm already in-game. I have a knack of wanting to complete the game I'm playing, even when I'm losing at something like Versus.
-I am usually Jockey bait.
-I can't help but want to race on the Roller Coaster and the Bridge. Sorry if I don't help you. =(

PROS
-I am awesome
-I am pwnsome
-I am the best
-I have both L4Ds

CONS
-I dont have LIVE anymore.
-People get intimidated of me
-People leave if they see my name.

*Guys, this was sarcasm*
(I dont actually play Friendly)