Thread: Your Own L4D Dialogue

Lines you would use to call each Special Infected:
"Guy with the hood!"
"Jumping bitch"
"Don't let that thing pin you"
"You won't be jumping when i skeet you, little bitch" - Hunter

"WEEEEELLLLL, It's the BIG SHOW!"
"Fat motherfucker"
"That's the state of Americas health..thank god i'm British"
"Boomer!" - Boomer

"Mental guy"
"Bieber's vocal coach!"
"Jockey Jockey Jockey" - Jockey

"Karma"
"Gore, gore gore!!"
"Wonder how he got that arm so big"
"CHARGER" - Charger

"It smells like acid"
"Spitting girl" - Spitter

"Lasso"
"It's a..modern day cowboy with that lasso tounge"
"Smoking is bad for your health..you know that?"
"Smoker" - Smoker

"I don't care what that thing is but i'm shooting that son of a bitch"
"Chuck Norris on steriods!"
"Anybody got a light?"
"Tank, TANK!" - Tank

"Hey, it's emo girl, stay away from her"
"Witch"
"She's starting to lose it, back off"
"GET AWAY, GET..GET AWAY!" - Witch

Lines you would use when healing:
"Wait, i'm healing"
"Guys..slow down, i'm healing"
"I haven't got a mobile health unit, wait while i heal"
"Healing"

Lines you would use when seeing a grenade:
"Boom, here comes the boom, heh heh.." - Pipe Bomb
"I am the god of hell fire!" - Molotov
"Ugh, guess this'll do" - Boomer Bile

Lines you would use while throwing a grenade:
"Eat this you sons a bitches"
"Grreeeeeennnnnaaaadddeeee!"
"Marry fucking christmas!"
"Watch out"
"Throwing a___"

Lines you would use when you grab certain melee weapons:
"Baseball, huh" - Baseball
"Howzat!" - Cricket Bat
"I'm gonna be like Tiger Woods..without the cheating.." - Golf Club
"Imma Choppie choppie some pee pees" - Chainsaw/Machete/Katana
"Samurai's are bad ass, don't cha know?" - Katana
"Katana" - Katana
"What the..well it'll do" - Frying Pan
"Now this is more my style" - Guitar
"Goin' all Jimi Hendrix on these bitches" - Guitar

Lines you would use to heal someone else:
"Hold on, the others ain't helping ya so.."
"I'm healing you, stay still"
"Do you want to live or die?, let me heal you"
"You can pay me back later"

Lines you would use if in black and white:
"And so i walk through the valley of the shadow of death..."
"Guess this is..it then"
"Has anyone got a goddamn first aid kit?"
"Haven't felt this bad in a long time"

Lines you would use when you pick up a gun:
"AK47, the best there is.."
"Hello Mr M4, M for, Motherfucker!"
"Now this is a real pistol" - Magnum
"Let freedom ring with the shotgun spam!" - Auto/Combat Shotgun
"Ooooo...Uzi"
"I got them on scope, just don't step in front of me" - Sniper/Hunting Rifle
"Boom headshot!" - Sniper/Hunting Rifle
"Wooohoo, these zombies are going to be running from me now!" - M16

Lines you would use when you get incapped:
"Oh again.."
"For the love of..i'm down."
"Down here, hello?"
"Yeah you're up there and i'm down here, get me up"
"I'll give you a dollar if you get me up"

Lines you would use when helping a teammate up:
"Are you going to lie there, or come with?"
"We'll sleep when we get to the safehouse, now lets go"
"Up, now"
"Come on dude, you're tougher than that"

Lines you would use when you grab pills or adrenaline:
"Pills here"
"I'm straight edge..so someone else has to take these" - Pills
"Oh lookie, adrenaline"


Lines you would use when you reach the saferoom:
"We did it, now for the next round"
"Okay guys, that was great, don't get cocky"
"Wooooooooo!!!!"
"Ohhhhh Yeeeaaahhhh"

Lines you would use when an alarm car is shot:
"FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU!"
"Ah shit.."
"THAT CAR WAS ALARMED!"
"You, didn't just do that"
"Okay, which jabroni was that?!"

Lines you would use when you fall to your death:
"I believe i can flllllyyyyyyyyy!"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllp!!"
"Bye bye!"

Lines used when a teammate dies:
"Oh for fu- NO!"
"Goddamnit!"
"Shit, shit shit shit shit!"
"Don't worry, i have a defib!"

Miscellaneous lines you would use:
"So...we're going to the Carnival?" - Dark Carnival 1
"Okay, yeah, clown zombies..that's original" - Dark Carnival
"Told ya we should've taken that left turn at that intersection, but no..now we're stuck in a stupid hillbilly fairground!" - DarCar
"A forest, it's dark..zombie infested and there's only four of us. I'd rate their chances pretty highly wouldn't you?" - Blood Harvest 1
"I bet you this pilot is going to be infected" - No Mercy 5
"Yeah that sounds all well and good but the stock car is BEHIND YOU!" - Dead Center 4

I'll add more later. Maybe we could use replies to what other forum members are saying as they were Survivors with us in the Miscellaneous lines.

"Mickey D's!"
"Tubby!"
"Whole lotta Rosie!"
-boomer

"Hoodrat!"
"Cmon...pounce!"
"Hunter!"

"Crazy midget!"
"Rider!"
-Jockey

"Don't get trucked!"
"Balloon arm!"
"Just dodge it!"
charger

"Acid wash!"
"Goose neck!"
"That ain't water!"
spitter

"Cancer!"
"Old smokey!"
"Got a light?"
smoker

"oh crap!"
"Roid rage!"
"Dang that zombie's swole!"
tank

"My ex! She came back!!"
"Quit your weeping, I'm the one fighting zombies."
"Get back, she ain't into you!"
witch

Lines when healing
"Just rubbin some dirt in it, I'll be fine!"
"Anyone got duct tape?"
"Healing up!"

Grenades seen
"Gotta love homemade fireworks..." pipe bomb
"Should I drink this?" molotov
"Look leftovers!" bile jar

Throwing
"Have a drink on me!" molotov
"What's that smell?" bile
"Beep beep beep you suckers!" bomb

Lines you would use when you grab certain melee weapons:
"Cmon homerun!" - Baseball
"I aint no Brit!" - Cricket Bat
"Fore!" - Golf Club
"Gonna slice and dice!" - Chainsaw/Machete/Katana
"Time for grits!" - Frying Pan
"For those about to rock, we salute you!" - Guitar
"Cmon feel the noise!" - Guitar

Lines you would use to heal someone else:
"Hang on, you need a rebuild!"
"This may hurt a little, or alot..."
"Let me fix you!"

Lines you would use if in black and white:
"It's been a good run..."
"Don't take my stuff if I die!"
"Don't mind me, I'm dead anyway..."

Lines you would use when you pick up a gun:
"What is this? An airsoft gun?" Uzi/silenced smg
"Time to pump them full of lead!" shotguns
"When you have to kill everything in the room..." AK
"Rather have an aught six" M16
"They'll never see me..." snipers

Lines you would use when you get incapped:
"dang, I figured this would happen..."
"Little help folks?"
"If i can walk afterwards, why can't i get up?"

Lines you would use when helping a teammate up:
"You ain't done yet!"
"Don't be a quitter!"
"Cmon, I got you"

Lines you would use when you grab pills or adrenaline:
"Drugs are bad mmkay!"
"Generic or prescription?"
"what are the side effects?"

Lines you would use when you reach the saferoom:
"Nice place"
"Wheres the bathroom?"
"can't believe we made it"
"Get in this hidey hole!"

Lines you would use when an alarm car is shot:
"Oh great, you had to..."
"Awesome man, awesome..."

Lines you would use when you fall to your death:
"later!"
"I'm flying!!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

Lines used when a teammate dies:
"End of the line hoss"
"I guess the strain was too much for him to bear..."

Along with various other things, probably some cussing too, these are the PG versions.

When a witch starts to get angry: "Bitch Please"

and I would say "INdeed" whenever possible

Lines you would use to call each Special Infected:

Hunter:
He is really Jumping?
Great,PARKOUR BOY
Flying Rabits coming
Get the Hell of Me

Smoker:
God Dammit, SMOKER
Lasso Tongue Coming
O gosh i dont want a kiss

Boomer:
Its that a Fast-Food
he probably likes Fast Food
Damn, I'm covered of bile

Jockey:
What is that Thing Laughing
Crazy Guy Coming
Shoot in the Damn Jockey

Spitter:
Goo Coming
Get the Hell of the Goo
Damn Goo

Charger:
In coming
Charger Arms Here
Great a Football Player
Kill the Damn Charger

Tank:
oh no, TANK
Steroids Coming
KILL THE TANK, KILL THE TANK

Witch:
Witch is here
WITCH
Silent,Crying Girl over here
RUN, RUN NOW, DONT STAY LIED, RUN!!!!!!

Lines you would use when healing:
Stop,i need to Heal
Healing over Here
Guys i'm a person too, need heal

Lines you would use when seeing a grenade:
Bomb here
Pipe bomb here
Molotov grenade here
Fire over here
Boomer Bile over here
Shooting bile here

Lines you would use while throwing a grenade:
Take a Pipe bomb,Bitchs
Fire in The Hole
Molotov Going
Fire Going
Monster Bile in the Ground
Vomit Jar to Zombies

Lines you would use when you grab certain melee weapons:
Head Hunter here-Baseball
Go to Hell-Cricket Bat
Grabing a Golf Club-Colf Club
I'm Gonna fell like my mom with this-Chainsaw/Machette/Katana
Time to Fry-Frying pan
Rock'n Roll Zombies-Guitar

Lines you would use to heal someone else:
You want to die? no? so wait the First Aind
Wait, i'm Healing you!!
You will gonna fall if you dont take care

Lines you would use if in black and white:
Fucking Zombies
Need a First Aid,NOW
O Gosh Why i they dont Die
Dying now? i think i would take more

Lines you would use when you pick up a gun:
Okay, i'm Gonna use This-other weapons
Lets make Zombie Pancake-Grenade laucher

Lines you would use when you get incapped:
Down over Here
If you Dont mind,HELP ME
HELP ME PLEASE,I'M GONNA DIE HERE

Lines you would use when helping a teammate up:
dont worry,everyone falls one time
Wake up,Wake up,we need to go,NOW
if you do not care, we need to go,NOW

Lines you would use when you grab pills or adrenaline:
Grabing Pills
Remedy , For me
Grabing a Shoot
Adrenaline here

Lines you would use when you reach the saferoom:
Oyeah we Did it
For god, we almost die
time to recovery

Lines you would use when an alarm car is shot:
O FUCK, O FUCK, O FUCK!!!
WHO WAS THE IDIOT THAT TURNED THE ALARM
RUN LIKE HELL.

Lines you would use when you fall to your death:
O gosh, HELP ME
I'M DYING, HELP ME!!!
Guys, i dont fell Well

Lines used when a teammate dies:
O FUCK, O FUCK
O gosh, Damn Zombies
NO, NO HE(or Her)CANT DIE, NOOOOO.

Miscellaneous lines you would use:
Guys, Why need to Run,immediately
if I die here, I'm sorry for everything
Okay, i'm dont appear like a Boomer,or a Smoker, or a Watever

Lines you would use to call each Special Infected:
"It's that leaping guy in a hoodie."
"Watch out for that Hunter."
If he has no eyes, how can he see us? - Hunter

"That's what happens when you eat too much, kids."
"Oh god, it's that fat guy."
"How impulsive."
There's a Boomer over there!" - Boomer

"It's that guy with a long tongue"
"Watch out, there's a Smoker somewhere here."
"I hear a Smoker..Keep your eyes open." - Smoker

"It's that humping-your-back thing!"
"Oh shit, there's a Jockey."
"Watch out, guys - Jockey!"
"I don't want to get humped by that thing - Watch out." - Jockey

"Big arm!"
"That guy has such a small left ar-oh wait."
"Watch out for that Charger." - Charger

"What the hell is that green thing?"
"It's that long-neck spitting thing!"
"Goddammit, Spitter!" - Spitter

"That crying girl doesn't look so innocent."
"She's crying in the outside..But raging in the inside. Stay away from her."
"Stop fucking aggravating that Witch."
"That's not how I pictured Witches."
(When startled Witch) "OH HOLY SHIT." - Witch

"What the hell is that giant thing?!"
"Holy shit, Tank!"
"Watch out, Tank coming our way!"
"Are we supposed to shoot that thing?" - Tank

Lines you would use when healing:
"I'm healing, cover me."
"Wait up guys, healing."
"Wait up, I'm healing."
"Wait for me while I use this kit."

Lines you would use when seeing a grenade:
"There's a Molotov over here."
"Pipe bomb over here!"
"I could use this."
"This'll come in handy."
"Is this a jar of puke?"
"What the hell is this? Puke?"
"I bet the zombies would like this."


Lines you would use while throwing a grenade:
"You guys would look funny when burning."
"Throwing a Pipe bomb!"
"Throwing this Molotov."
"Throwing this..Puke."
"This'll distract those zombies.."
"Pipe bomb out!"


Lines you would use when you grab certain melee weapons:
"First used for cooking, now for surviving a damn zombie apocalypse." - Frying Pan
"Got a Frying Pan." - Frying Pan
"I'm grabbing this Axe." - Fire Axe
"I got a Fire Axe." - Fire Axe
"Rocking out and kicking zombie ass!" - Guitar
"Grabbing a guitar." - Guitar
"Got a chainsaw!" - Chainsaw
"Those zombies are going to regret getting in my way." - Chainsaw
"Fore!" - Golf Club
"Batter up!" - Baseball Bat
"Grabbing a Baseball Bat." - Baseball Bat
"I should have thought of grabbing this earlier."


Lines you would use to heal someone else:
"Those zombies beat you good, let me heal you."
"Stand still while I heal you."
"Stand still, this'll only take a second."
"Wait, I have something for you."


Lines you would use if in black and white:
"I feel so messed up.."
"Those zombies really messed me up."
"Guys..I don't think I'm going to make it."

Lines you would use when you pick up a gun:
"All right, a shotgun!"
"Grabbing a shotgun."
"This shotgun is nice."
"I'll snipe."
"Time to snipe some heads."
"You guys want to see some headless zombies?"
"Grabbing a rifle."
"I got this rifle."
"We got weapons over here!"
"Everyone grab a weapon."
"Got an extra pistol."
"Two pistols, nice."
"Grabbing an extra pistol."
"Got a grenade launcher."
"Woohoo, a grenade launcher!"


Lines you would use when you get incapped:
"Oh god, I'm down!"
"Oh shit!"
"Oh holy shit, I'm down!"
"Goddamn zombies got me down!"
"I'm down!"


Lines you would use when helping a teammate up:
"Don't you worry any more, I'm going to get you up."
"Don't worry, you'll be fine. Get back up on your feet."
"It's all okay now, get up."
"Let's get you back up."
"How's it going? Let's get you up."
"We really need to get you a first aid. I can get you up, but only barely."
"It's all going to be okay now, get up."


Lines you would use when you grab pills or adrenaline:
"I got some pills."
"This'll come in handy."
"Grabbing adrenaline."
"Grabbing an adrenaline shot."
"I got pills here."
"Hopefully, this'll be of great use."

Lines you would use when you reach the saferoom:
"Finally, a saferoom."
"Get inside the saferoom!"
"Get in here, this isn't a game!"
"We made it."
"Yes! We made it!"
"FINALLY."
"A saferoom..It's about time."

Lines you would use when an alarm car is shot:
"Nice shot."
"Oh, COME ON!"
"Great to go."
"Stop shooting the cars."
"I hope you realize you're just making things worse."
(When I shoot an alarm car): "Sorry!"
"Whoops, my bad!"

Lines you would use when you fall to your death:
Just screaming sounds.


Lines used when a teammate dies:
[b["Oh god, no."
"Why do the good always die?!"
"Oh damn, we just lost *Character's name*."
"NOOOOO!"
"He/her shouldn't have gone like this."[/b]


Miscellaneous lines you would use:
"Everyone ready to shoot some zombies?"
"Okay, let's go."
Etc