If a Celebrity, Sports Star or Politician Became a Zombie

**thedeadtellstales** · 11-07-11, 05:59 AM

What would they become?

Justin Bieber - Jockey
Ron Paul - Common
Oprah - Witch
Bob Sapp - Tank

**Zoey W** · 11-07-11, 09:37 AM

Chuck Norris - epic super mega tank :P

**Affirno** · 11-07-11, 05:34 PM

Jimmy Gibbs Jr. - Common Infected

**kickingbird** · 11-10-11, 07:41 AM

Chuck Norris - Since Norris is actually quite stupid I don't think he could pass zombie school. Oh well.

Rush Limbaugh - Boomer
Sarah Palin - Lady Boomer
Rahm Emanuel - Spitter
Charles Krauthammer - Physically Challenged Smoker
Piter De Vries - Hunter
Jesse Ventura - Tank
Charlie Sheen - Jockey

**Zoey W** · 11-10-11, 09:39 AM

I haven't hear of any of them other than sheen, Palin and norris

**TeenRacer6** · 11-10-11, 10:50 AM

Barack Obama would be the smoothest smoker ever. He would warp you up, and pull you in with his tongue, and discuss how changing you into a zombie is a good thing, and somehow, you would agree and feel better about the whole process.

**kickingbird** · 11-10-11, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by TeenRacer6

Barack Obama would be the smoothest smoker ever. He would warp you up, and pull you in with his tongue, and discuss how changing you into a zombie is a good thing, and somehow, you would agree and feel better about the whole process.

A smoker doing stand-up as it slowly snaps your spine.

Just do a internet search.

Rush Limbaugh - Human debris masquerading as a radio talk show host.
Rahm Emanuel - Obama's former chief of staff and current Mayor of Chicago. He was the Wormtongue of the Obama team.
Charles Krauthammer - Latest recipient of the Doctor Strange Love Award. Cheerleader and honorary spokesmen of the Conservative Empty-Head Society.
Piter De Vries - The actor that played Gríma Wormtongue in Lord of the Rings.
Jesse Ventura - Jesse "The Body" Ventura. Real name James George Janos. The 38th Governor of Minnesota from 1999 to 2003.