Shipment Carnage

**Cainun** · 06-29-08, 05:05 PM

It started with 3 people, doing nothing but running around with cold steel... Trying to shove their shanks in their opponents asses or nuts, but soon, more people joined in, seeking shits and giggles and thrustings of shanks. Soon one joined who brought out an RPG for giggles, soon after another (me xD) pulled out a grenade, and cooked it until he exploded, taking 3 others with him. It was pronounced on the spots that along with army knives, RPGs and cooking nades until death was permitted. C4s were soon allowed thereafter, and people flooded into the server. Carnage ensued with non-stop flying rockets and suicidal nades and C4. People were flying to and from hell on clouds of fiery explosions, accompanied by insidious laughing and malovolent giggling. We were all demented, seeing how many people we could take to hell with us, or how many people we could carve up or blow up before being detonated or slashed ourselves... It was a living hell in a small map filled with shipping containers, full of horrendous clowns laughing due to the slaughter, and eagerly waiting to get back in... When all was finished, and a mysterious force froze us all, there was nothing but tears from laughing so hard...

Translation- 11 people on shipment running around with shanks, RPGs, C4s and cooked nades. Everyone was having a good time blowing themselves and everyone else all to hell.

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**Anti-Squeaker** · 06-29-08, 05:18 PM

lol. nice job there gaynun.

**DJ Ms. White** · 06-29-08, 07:22 PM

Errr...once you get at least 6 people (3v3), switch to the next map. Shipment is good for priming, but shouldn't be used for anything else. TDM and FFA aren't really TTP material.

**Cainun** · 06-29-08, 07:45 PM

Nobody wanted to switch white :P everyone was having too much fun

'ing people plus going around like :4 was too much fun.

**Anti-Squeaker** · 06-29-08, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by Slayer

Nobody wanted to switch white :P everyone was having too much fun

'ing people plus going around like :4 was too much fun.

he's got a point. If people are all like "ZOMG FFA!!" when a map vote comes up, its the F2 button FTL.

**Braddoc** · 06-29-08, 09:49 PM

don't think that he pwned that map just cause he had the high score. i left the game to swap my kit around for a different grenades 2-3 times. when i left the first time, i was 2 behind the leader.

and i agree that this map isn't ttp material, but it was a fun break from the norm.

**Cainun** · 06-29-08, 09:51 PM

Keep kidding yourself Braddoc, you would of just been another target for me to

or say DUDE :4 H

!!!

Also look at your KD for when the map ended

.5 KD ftl kk? :10

**nsRaven** · 06-30-08, 02:42 AM

When we finally started to fill up I remember someone saying, "Should we change the map now?". And the general consensus was "nah, let's finish the round off".

It was good wholesome RPG fun and I even beaned a couple people with a stun grenade. :9

**triggerhappy2005** · 06-30-08, 08:06 AM

Funny story Slayer. i know exactly how you felt.

**Cainun** · 06-30-08, 10:45 AM

Whenever the server gets really low on people (-5 people) if I'm in there, expect a vote for something of those sorts to come up :9

Raven you and I were the loudest F'ers in the room lol, always cracking jokes about lucky detonations and RPGs