TOP 5 things to have in a zombie outbreak

**_BuRn_** · 05-27-09, 03:11 PM

1) Secured nuclear-powered bunker with lifetime supply of Uranium
2) Lifetime worth of foodstuffs in said bunker
3) Bunch of PCs loaded with games
4) A bunch of gaming buddies
5) Strippers

Who says there cant be paradise after the Armageddon?

**LuckyDucky** · 05-28-09, 01:58 AM

1. Cake

2. RPG-7

3. Unlimited supply of ammunition to said RPG-7

4. A permanent Sharpe Marker (chisel tip size)

5. A pornstar

**PizzaSHARK!** · 06-06-09, 05:47 AM

1. Shock rifle

2. Flak cannon

3. Food

4. Water

5. Nintendo DS Lite with How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse!

**Gonzo0100** · 06-06-09, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by _BuRn_

1) Secured nuclear-powered bunker with lifetime supply of Uranium
2) Lifetime worth of foodstuffs in said bunker
3) Bunch of PCs loaded with games
4) A bunch of gaming buddies
5) Strippers

Who says there cant be paradise after the Armageddon?

PERFECT, except
5) Hot clean strippers.