Thread: My new pet peeve is people who need you to tell them exactly where you are...

Hahaha Knee's post made me lol IRL.

Originally Posted by Morningfrost

That's basically it, though you missed the point where zombie Hitler comes back with the zombie Third Reich, armed with guns and tanks, and begins taking pot shots at your party.

You mean mecha zombie hitler



Pretty much this but it's also a zombie.

Originally Posted by Knee of Justice

So basically bob's situation is:


"OK, assume there's a guy hunted and a massive horde. Somehow another hunter spawns and gets the guy next to you, then a tank spawns in. North Korea declares WWIII and starts bombing you. Then you get mugged and die. What do you do?"

The guy hunted is the same guy next to you, i.e. the one hunter. The guy is Hitler and the tank represents the Allied Forces. The hunter represents Hitler's own struggle with the failing morale of his troops. Elton John represents Elton John.

The guy hunted next to you is not real. You have just realized that you are puppets of strange, omniscient beings who steer you into deadly and horrific situations for their amusement. A malevolent AI controls this world for the entertainment of these beings, spawning terrible bloodletting creatures solely designed to cause you pain.

At last you understand the nature of your reality. Pain is nothing, your hopes and dreams are but breaths on the wind. There is no salvation from this hell no matter how hard your puppeteer may make you try. There is but one escape to this dire situation.

You break down and curl up into the fetal position, crying yourself into digital oblivion.