Thread: BF2142 - Suez Canal 6-21-07 - BD clan admin abuse

Q: Why could Jesus walk on water?
A: Everybody knows…SHIT FLOATS!
What did Jesus say when he was up on the cross?

“This was one Hell of a way to spend my Easter vacation.”

you rang ?

Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy chit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
The Dude: Jesus...
Jesus Quintana: You said it, meng. Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

jesus

Jesus was on topgear, it's true!

twice actually

i like jelly

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lol

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Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or Jesus?

Well as you can see by the picture, it wouldnâ??t be much of a fight. Lemmy would win, hands down.

But Jesus is the son of God, you say? Well, Lemmy is God, so there goes that argument!




The Vatican has just announced that this cookie is a bonified miracle befause of its penchant for healing the sick (though they didnâ??t mention it was only from a case of THC induced munchies).

The Catholic Church seems to dismiss facts when it seems convient.

Motorhead is overrated, but the Big Lebowski pwns.