Thread: Reserve Request

Originally Posted by Jeffro

Originally Posted by Nuke

Besides, now that the Chinese have expressed an interest in putting a colony up there, it becomes a matter of national pride for us.

Ahem. Dear Mr. Patriot,

Fuck national pride. Nothing but a bunch of ape imitating, turd throwing, chest beating torries that believe in such nonsense.

Here's a flag. Here's a happy meal. Here's a mall.

Enjoy your unexceptionable life of pointless routine and purposeless pride in this jungled nightmare, while I try to work my way up to some sort of acceptable nirvana. By death or by expansion of life, I'll get there mind you.

Keep to yourself, keep your mouth shut, and take the next bus out of my life.

Sincerely,
The needed pain in your ass.

I was speaking about the rest of the country, not just myself. If your brain is located inside your skull and not your ass, you should be able to understand that. I don't care about patriotism. But I do think we should put a colony up there, just for the hell of it.

Originally Posted by Nuke

Originally Posted by Jeffro

Originally Posted by Nuke

Besides, now that the Chinese have expressed an interest in putting a colony up there, it becomes a matter of national pride for us.

Ahem. Dear Mr. Patriot,

Fuck national pride. Nothing but a bunch of ape imitating, turd throwing, chest beating torries that believe in such nonsense.

Here's a flag. Here's a happy meal. Here's a mall.

Enjoy your unexceptionable life of pointless routine and purposeless pride in this jungled nightmare, while I try to work my way up to some sort of acceptable nirvana. By death or by expansion of life, I'll get there mind you.

Keep to yourself, keep your mouth shut, and take the next bus out of my life.

Sincerely,
The needed pain in your ass.

I was speaking about the rest of the country, not just myself. If your brain is located inside your skull and not your ass, you should be able to understand that. I don't care about patriotism. But I do think we should put a colony up there, just for the hell of it.

Originally Posted by Nuke

Originally Posted by Jeffro

Originally Posted by Nuke

Besides, now that the Chinese have expressed an interest in putting a colony up there, it becomes a matter of national pride for us.

Ahem. Dear Mr. Patriot,

Fuck national pride. Nothing but a bunch of ape imitating, turd throwing, chest beating torries that believe in such nonsense.

Here's a flag. Here's a happy meal. Here's a mall.

Enjoy your unexceptionable life of pointless routine and purposeless pride in this jungled nightmare, while I try to work my way up to some sort of acceptable nirvana. By death or by expansion of life, I'll get there mind you.

Keep to yourself, keep your mouth shut, and take the next bus out of my life.

Sincerely,
The needed pain in your ass.

I was speaking about the rest of the country, not just myself. If your brain is located inside your skull and not your ass, you should be able to understand that. I don't care about patriotism. But I do think we should put a colony up there, just for the hell of it.

I wasn't talking to you directly. It was more of a diatribe directed towards the general public. I probably should have clarified that, however I was stoned out of my mind at the time.

So, Apologies.

As for putting a colony up there, yes. We should put one up there. Though knowing our socially uninvolved species, it won't come close to some sort of Utopian society.

No reason to not try. They should knock themselves out with this effort and see what result it yields.

No worries.