Thread: So wrong....but so hilarious

Originally Posted by Zelmon

Originally Posted by PulpySnowboy

Originally Posted by Anti-Squeaker

Off topic, but am I the only one who sadistically ate Gummi Bears when they were a kid? I used to eat their legs so they can't run, their mouths so they couldn't yell, their eyes so they couldn't see, and so on.


Man....I was a creepy kid..

My process:
1. Stand gummy bear upright.
2. Smash down vertically until flat.
3. Wait as the bear slowly and groggily stands back up.
4. Squeeze the hands, feet, and ears out into pancake-like discs.
5. Dismember and consume.
6. Sigh contentedly and repeat.

-Pulp

Musta taken you a while to finish off a bag at that rate,

Hes turned it into an art. He has a 3gbps (gummy bear per second) consumption rate going