Thread: Unban request, Slasher

Why are pirates called pirates

Because they yarrrr

Originally Posted by sammybear

That post itself was lolworthy.

Inorite? :p

Originally Posted by Alfie

Why are pirates called pirates

Because they yarrrr

please tell me that im not going to be the only one who actually pee'd a little from laughing so hard :rofl:
haha you have won my heart :D

Why does snoop dogg always carry an umbrella?

->Open Spoiler<-

fo'drizzle

Originally Posted by Danomeon

An old man and a young woman are walking in a forest. The young woman says to the old man, "Gee, it sure is scary here." The old man turns to her and says, "You think this is scary? I have to walk back alone!"

thats awesome.

3 men crash land on a deserted island. One is Chinese, one is Americain, and one is Canadian. The Americain says "Ok I'll go collect wood, You(pointing to the Canadian) collect food". The Chinese man asks "what can I do?" The Americian replies "you can be in charge of any supplies you can find" and so they set off

3 days later the Americain and Canadian are sitting at their fire eating and wondering where the fuck is the Chinese man with his supplies? So they set off to look for him, they stumble across a bush and suddenly the Chinese man jumps out of the bush and yells "SUPPLIES!!!!!"

Whydo zombies make good porn stars?

Because (in my best Bill voice): "They just keep coming and coming and they don't stop... they just never goddamn stop!"

Adam don't get me started with Zombie jokes... But just in case I'll say something.
"I killed the Zombie... OH! The irony."

Did I mention I'm horrible at jokes?