Thread: Wunder's Application

-STEAM NAME-
Wunder

-AGE-
19

-CITY, STATE-
New Tripoli, Pennslyvania

-HOW OFTEN DO YOU PLAY PER WEEK? APPROXIMATE HOURS-
15-20

-WHAT TPG GAMES DO YOU PLAY?-
Counter Strike: Source

-WHAT CAN YOU BRING TO TEAM ASCENDANT?-
A competent, mature, and experienced counter-strike player.

-WHY ARE YOU CHOOSING TEAM ASCENDANT OVER THE OTHER RESIDENT TEAMS?-
I have been playing in the TPG servers for quite some time now, and I really enjoy playing with the members of Ascendant. Everyone seems to be skilled and knowledgeable when it comes to playing the game and that is the type of people I prefer to play with.

-WHAT ELSE SHOULD WE KNOW ABOUT YOU?-
I have recently just come back to playing counterstrike, and have a good solid amount of league experience from the past few years.
Also,
My love for Volkswagen's is only second to my love for sodomy.

Originally Posted by Wunder

-STEAM NAME-
Also,
My love for Volkswagen's is only second to my love for sodomy.

You should fit right in...

Originally Posted by huh?

Better work on that forum posts. We want not just a player but also a community member.

I don't have a problem with increasing activity on the forums.

What is your favorite flavor from a bag of runts? Would you purchase a genetically modified mini-elephant pet? (I think they'd be cool.) Did you know that some species of octopus can fit through holes the size of a half-dollar? They can also learn to open locks with keys.

I once saw an octopus story where the fucker climbed out of his tank at an aquarium during the night to sneak into the crustacean tank and dine like a gentleman. Then the clever guy just lugs himself back, across open air, back into his tank to sleep on a full stomach. They thought it was the sharks... but no... so last question: are you ready for the octopocalypse?

Originally Posted by Affinity

What is your favorite flavor from a bag of runts? Would you purchase a genetically modified mini-elephant pet? (I think they'd be cool.) Did you know that some species of octopus can fit through holes the size of a half-dollar? They can also learn to open locks with keys.

I once saw an octopus story where the fucker climbed out of his tank at an aquarium during the night to sneak into the crustacean tank and dine like a gentleman. Then the clever guy just lugs himself back, across open air, back into his tank to sleep on a full stomach. They thought it was the sharks... but no... so last question: are you ready for the octopocalypse?

Banana, hands down.
Probably not, it would just throw feces all over my house.
No, but now that I do, I feel as if my future has been greatly altered.

Not to brag or anything but, I am pretty confident in my ability to slay beasts. I am not even slightly worried about the octopocalypse.

Okay. I fucking love banana runts. I used to hate the damn things but they have grown on me.

I'll get your vote started sometime tonight. Tag up with ^A*^ and start posting.

The vote will last an initial 5 day with an option to extend. Do your best to get to know all of ^A^


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First off banana runts are disgusting but then so are all the other flavors. However I worry that this selection reveals a pretty severe character flaw on your part and on the part of several of my teammates who would have remained nameless except that they have outed themselves for poor taste. Second and perhaps most importantly genetically modified anything is bad business. Third holy shit affin I think you should start a mailing list for this info. It is important to remain aware on these critical issues... I'm glad you are on our side... And finally confidence in beastslaying is a must

Bro, elephants are so much smarter than dogs. I was watching this documentary that followed one of the last herds of African elephants and they had disguised the cameras on wheels as rocks. As in, they had professional prop makers make these stealthy remote-controlled robot cameras. Well one day during the doc comes along, and the camera is just chillin' sitting still observing the herd.

Then the Alpha came up to the camera, looked at it, and tipped that shit upside down. We need those elephants on our side, bro.

But really, thanks for the app. Looking forward to seeing you in the servers.